Kick back and joke

Have fun, kick back and tell whatever jokes that pop in your mind! Try not to make it too offensive though, such as racist jokes. That's just not cool.

A well known ledgendary pirate named capton Bravo, was sailing around with his crew (as usual) when he was attacked by other pirates (as usual)... The one thing about him though was before battle, he would always ask for his red coat before fighting. One evening, one of the crew men asked him curiously..

"Why is it capton that you always ask for that red coat before he plunge into a battle?"
Bravo replies
"That coat is how everyone thinks I am invincible. Even if I am wounded, the blood camoflages with the coat, and no one knows I am wounded."
He then opens his shirt to show multipul scars to show his men that he has been hurt in battle, and what he was saying was true.

The next day 10 ships circle his. Bravo sais
"Remember what I told you about camoflage and my blood?"
The crew men reply yes.
Bravo sais
"Hand me my red coat then!
And my brown pants!"