Moments you feel like a moron.

Hey guys, got moments that makes you feel like a moron?? POST!! heres my first one:

When you drop the ice cream from your cone, IN PUBLIC.

When you're laughing and you let out a loud snort, which makes you laugh even harder that you fart the seat of your pantaloonies off. -.-

//Ari\\

when you're shopping with MY dad >.<

DONT EVEN ASK.

being at the front of a huge line at the shops and your card gets declined
-then-
going to the atm and realising that you did have enough money, but you just a retard and put in the wrong pin number =(
man im a goober

When you're kind of dazed out and you think someone is telling a joke so you laugh. And no one else does. O_o

When you walk into a room and suddenly forget why you came in. Then walk out. Then suddenly remember, but what you came in the room for isn't in the room you entered.

oh, and when you think you've lost something, but it was in your pocket the whole time.

or when you leave your glasses on, but forget about it, and reach up to make sure they're still there. when you feel them again, yeah, that's the moron face. :bang:

running up a hill in a wrap around skirt and turning a corner to realise you just flashed all you ex's friends *hangs head in shame*

or when your talking to a guy you realllllylylylylylyl like.... and you walk away and fall backwards over a chair!!! *smacks self* oh well at least he laughed WITH not AT me :$

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well i lied to the guy i like when he asked me if i liked him i sed no. next day i send him an email confessing all to him, when he gets back from Bali n reads it i am gunna look so stupid!!

when you sing the wrong words to the song really loudly and then someone goes what did u say and you repeat what you have said and they just laugh at you.....haha the word moron is funny.....

When you stuck your blue pen in your hair bun and then minutes later rampage through your bookbag in search of it and then yelling at your best friend to give it back.

When you sneeze and fart at the same time in front of your crush and tried to run away only to have trip over your own two feet.

When you're sitting on your brother's bed and you're throwing up in the trash can then all of a sudden you farted and it was near your brother's big head.

When you try to show off by screaming the answer of a history question "Virginia" but accidentally screamed out "Vagina" instead.

When your teacher tells you all the nuns were married to God and you said "Wow, God's a player."

When you refer the shampoo 'Herbal Essence' as the "Orgasmic shampoo." instead of the "Organic shampoo."

I have more....

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(")-(") Arrivederci!

Okay... When someone writes you a letter confessing their love for you, and you write one back saying you feel the same, filing it with lots of soppy emotions...
A letter takes two days to arrive.
The day after you SEND it you get a phone call saying that she doesn't feel the same anymore.
Which means she is going to read your letter the next day. Bummer.

DOH!!!

phone someone and start talking really fast about something really personal-only to find out it isn't them...once a lady got really p.o. at me for doing that lol.

Apply a Bushism and say you speak "Mexican."

When you are in a store and some person you dont know is looking right at you and says "HEY! I have not seen you in years!!" And you are like. ".... Do I know you?" Then the person is like. "I wasn't talking to you." Makes you feel like the biggest idiot on earth.

When someone comes up to you on the street or in a grocery store and starts talking to you and is all like, "Oh, I haven't seen you in forever how are you?" and you're too embarrased to just admit that you have know idea who this person is nor do you know their name. And so you allow them to keep talking and you continue to pretend like you know them. And then finally when they start mentioning specific details about times that you two hung out or whatever that you are supposed to know, you have no other choice but to stop and say, "I'm sorry but what's your name again?" Or "I'm sorry but I just don't remember you."

Yep, that's happened to me too. ^^ I'm baffled that some people can still recognize us after so long a time.
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Here's another one. I was in a supermarket check-out line and I get into a conversation with the guy in front of me. After a couple minutes, other people start coming up to this guy and asking him for his autograph. And here I am, feeling like an idiot because I'd been talking with him. I have no idea of his identity and I'd have felt like even more more of an idiot by asking him who he is. :-(

When you elbow your crush in the lunch room cuz your pissed at him making him drop his lunch/lunch tray and completely breaking it in half

♥~Anarchy~♥

I ♥ Cereal

LMAO @ Lydia and Anarchy! Tooooo funny:)

When you wave frantically and scream really loud to get someone's attention then they turn around and it's someone else...that's embarassing and it ALWAYS happens to me, so I end up pretending to stretch or something. LOL.

Or

When I was chewing gum at school and when I went to spit it into the garbage can, the wind blew it up into my hair....

I was sitting in my dad's van while he ran into a shop. My jaw was hurting, so I was playing with it. In the end I actually just hit myself in the cheek just to see it my jaw would click or something.
When my dad got back into the van I looked up and there were a group of men staring at me and hitting themselves in the face.
They told my dad he shouldn't have left me on my own for so long. D=

I hate it when you say REALLY stupid things that you regret moments after....
like:
We were in science class and we were talking about what part of the electro magnetic spectrum (I think thats what its called) we could see...and I was sort of spaceing out, so I heard him say "we can't see microwaves" and without thinking about what I was saying, i blurted out "We can to see microwaves!" cause I was thinking about like cooking microwave.....As you can imagine everyone started laughing, I didn't think it was that funny....

One day my teacher was complaining about how much her feet hurts and about how the shoes kept slipping of off her feet and when she bent over to take them off, her bra strap appeared and I blurted out without thinking. "Oh great! Now you're slipping out of your bra too?!"

When someone was making vibration noises with their mouth, the whole Art class got into this discussion about what noise the boy was making, silly me, screams "It's a vibrator, stupid!"

Today my Art teacher was telling me how she was gonna send home my progress report because I missed three homeworks, I said very loudly. "Ha! Jokes on you! My mom can't read!" Only after that I realized how the "joke" was really on me. =(

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(")-(") Arrivederci!

when i was talking about how awesome the phantom of the opera was i was like "it's classical music only they are singing!" and my mom was like yea it's called opera i felt so stupid i knew that i was just too hiped up about the movie and stuff that i wasn't thinking straight

I laughed He he Bye the way this is taylor bye i love Nate
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I once asked a room full of people where Gangs of New York was set. Dammit. D'=

Last night I got drunk and my boyfriend was texting me from his mums phone. I accidentally pressed reply to HER PHONE saying something you should NEVER say to your boyfriends mum. I was so embarrassed. Especially because she doesn't know about me cause she's really strict...her reply was the worst thing I've read in my life...I seriously wanted to die

taking a shot in a soccer game only to have ur non kicking foot slide out from under you and fallin on ur ass and getting warned for taking out the guy trying to take the ball from you.

same scenario, but taking a shot with friends to show off to a cute girl. yeah..not my luck...

again, kicking the soccer ball, but a game with freinds..and having it fly into a girls face, square on the nose

soccer has it out for me, i must say

When you go to kiss someone...in the dark...and you can't really see...and you end up missing, and hitting like, their nose, or just a bit off their lips...especially when it's meant to be your first kiss with that person...z.z

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Lmao, I like the pulling on a door that has to be ""pushed" open.

I have done that before. xD

I got another one. =D

When your looking at your crush and your not paying attetntion and you slam into a big pole in the ground, or locker, door, wall, ect.

When you get up to sharpen a pencil, but forget the pencil.
When you run into the same person more then once in the same hour. (I did, but I was swimming backwords so... yeah)
When you say some thing that has a pun like "Do you want some thing hairy in your mouth?" I was talking about PEACH FUZZ okay!
When you say some thing like "Shut up to me."

When you pee your pants in public??

When you fall into the mud in front of a lot of people.

When you lke walk into a glass door or even a window. . . . pidgon stylie...:P
Laura
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(.Y.)here your top came off under water(.Y.)

When your laughing at the news

When you look at your girlfriend and zone out around her and my very best friends she asks if i was gay..and you dont know what she said so say yes... lol it sucks ill telly a now

when you've been talking to your teacher and you feel really smart because you're using really big words in front of the class in science, and they ask you about biodegradable and re-usable products, and you answer that we should be using more organic products and everyone laughs. you later realize that you said we should be more ORGASMIC products :-/

so embarrassing.....

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When you say some thing sarcastic, and no one understands you were being sarcastic.

^Hahaha, that always happens to me!

But uh.. I was laughing at some chock that fell down because she tripped over her shoe lace. And about ten minutes later I tripped over the same thing..I felt sooo stupid. But I laughed about it afterward.