Moments you feel like a moron.

bu das jus how vie taw!!
whe... yew relee tirstee n yew hav tew p relee baa, bu yew jus keyp awn dreenkin. den yew p uor
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Translation:
when you're really thirsty and you have to pee really bad, but you just keep on drinking. then you pee your pants.

Kill.Us.All tell some more!

during the EOCT two weeks ago i forgot how to spell my name. i sat there for a sec. saying my name a couple of times, so then, i just asked my teacher. (couldnt figure it out) then i was like,
"never mind i think i remeber!!!!" i did thankfuly!

when i called my male teacher mommy.

when u accedentally flashed your male teacher.

when i laughted so hard boogers came out my nose along with one single pea.

when i got dressed for school on a sunday

walking and sitting down in the wrong class room.

once i needed to pee really bad so i went running into the rest room, but i ended up useing the boys room. a group a guys walked in as i was pissin'. i started laughing when i flushed. lol they all stared and LTAO as i washed my has and walked out. me laughed some more.

my brother and my mother were talking about a movie and they were saying how good it was. they asked how i liked it and i said, "It does-"

asking how the spell really, cop, april, mouse, bra. thats the ones i can remember from this year.

asking where my pencial was when it was on my ear the whole time.

o.O!!! like two weeks ago, i took a piss at school and i had a pen in my back pocket. when i pulled my pants up the pen fell in thoe toilte. i said out loud, "F^ck, how am i going to get that out now."
my friends started laughing! so i just flushed

when you get mad at sum1 and walk away from them.. then you end up stumbling over sumtin n fall face first.. OUCH!

i uz 2 b udictid 2 spam an nouw iam kleen.
an nouw i cell mazageens fore 3,99$.

majik... shwom... shmandal... phlap jaks...
waht des all dis meen?

telz mee yur anser 2 dis!

tink hapy tawts:

(=V) wryt bak

[=V ] prrr

wen eye weant 2 tha stow an sliped awn a poudle ov wata an i hit mee h3add awn a dow. i waz a moron dat tihm.

I have many but I'll just do a couple.

When me and some of my friends were reciting a comedy show and I said rather loudly

"MY HAT SMELLS OF POOP!"

MY much hated german teacher was right behind me.

Another one was when I was imitating a teacher in my school (Mr Newall)
" I am Mr Newall and if you do not do as I say I shall newie-ewie-ewie-ewie-new you!" Not only was he right behind me but I also choes that moment to fall down the stairs.

i asked my boifriend...

Me-"hey, i got a good question for you"

Him-"yeah, what is it?"

Me-"imagine if you had no arms or leg, ok?"

Him-"okay?!??!?"

Me-"when you get horny, how do you jackoff if you have no body around???"

Him-"LHAO! i have no idea, but good question."