Has It Happened To You? game

ok i'm going to write a word, the next person has to tell me something that has happened to them, that includes that word.

Lawn mower

(have fun!)

It was my first day of high school, and i was in maths, i made a mistake on one of the questions and the teacher says' "well you can come and have detention with me at lunch time, this is not on"
i started crying, because i had no idea he was joking!

Crabbing

lol ew!!!

um cabbage........OH my primary school used to serve the most disgusting CABBAGE ever grown, well one day there was a black thing in my CABBAGE, which turned out to be a slug. nice work Frinton Primary School, i swear you have problems.

ok um Utensils

i used to play a game on the 'Sega Megadrive' (god that was ages ago) and there was these two characters called Earl and Toejam, and they were so random, i loved that game, but my stoooopid brother lost it =(

vodka!! (theres gotta be a story!)

lol nice story

ok i was round a friends house, and we were just surfing the net and stuff, and we typed in some random names in the search bar thing. Well trust the simple clean words to open a website dedicated to 'the biggest cock competition' !!! me and kayleigh were just like =0 WTF? it was so gross, we are too scared to use the fricking internet now!

cardboard

lol my brother and i used to play a game where we rolled onto the couch, along the couch, and off the couch. well he fell off the couch and smashed right into the glass window panes we had in the door, leaving......a BROKEN WINDOW!!! wow lol we can come up with a fair few stories between just the two of us

toffe apple

lol someone else NEEDS to visit the forums and join in with this!!

Ok well one day my family wanted to get away for a week, so we went on a lil camping trip, there was a farm next to it, and there were these tiny little piglet things behind barbed wire fences (which both me AND the pigs often forgot!) and i gave them all names and loved them lots! well towards the end of the week, they all disappeared. i asked the farmer why, and he told me they had been sent away to be made into my cooked breakfast one day. i was distraught!

spaghetti

LOL THATS HILARIOUS!

ok well me and my two best friends were sitting in class, kirsty had her mobile sitting on her chair. It started to ring, but she had it on vibrate, and it started going 'vrrrrrr.......vrrrrrrr' on the chair, and everyone went quiet. well kim is SO quick in those situations, so she starts making 'vrrrrrrrrr' noise over and over, to disguise the phone! it was so funny! what a random!

iPod

lol yeah whoopsie!

ok noodles. OH i was walking to the canteen yesterday at school, and i was carrying my friends bag infront of me, therefore i did not see the pot of spilt noodles lying on the ground, that i obviously, me being a disaster zone, trod in. the squelch was like that of a rotting carcas (not that i'd know *shifty eyes*) and i kind of had noodle water foot prints leading all the way up the path to the canteen! joy!

Backpack

I was on a school camping trip, and my TINY friend had a huge backpack. Well we were walking for ages, and it was getting heavy, and made her topple backwards, so her legs and arms were stuck in the air. She looked like a ladybird when they get stuck on their backs.

Shoes

ok, one time i was at a sleepover and i forgot my toothbrush and my breath smelled really bad so i had to use my friends ssshhhhh!
ooooppppssssss!

gum

I was eight, and I was chewing gum, and i went into a sleeping bag, and it got in my hair. Yuck.

Penis.

i was at this huge camp thing with oner of my friends, and she lost her expensive phone. we looked all around this huge place for it, then eventually i needed the bathroom. i entered the cleanest porta loo there was, and there was the phone sitting next to the loo roll holder!! she loved me for it!

handbag

I was minding my friends lil sis and we went walking round the shop and she was in a buggy and she grabbed a HANDBAG off the shelf and I didnt notice so I pushed her out to go meet my friend and the alarms went off O_O they tought I did it on purpose! AND it was a disgusting bag!

Pie

ok i was at my grandma's house, and she had made an apple and blackcurrent pie for out pudding. well i eat this pie and my mouth starts feeling real hot, and not hot hot, spicy hot. well it turns out she accidently put chili's in the pie mix, instead of the stir fry! silly silly woman!

Paperweight

Theres this big TREE in my school and we sit there sometimes when its dark and my friend fell off and I was laughing so hard that I fell off..

Ipod

ok once my friend told me i could borrow he Ipod and so i did and my dog got and started chewing on it. it still works but it looks a little funny!
hehehe!

toilet paper

ok once i was leaving the bathroom at skool and i had toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my foot......and i didnt even use the bathroom lol

any kind of animals