Rumours, rumours...

GASP! Who told you Mike. That was supposed to be confidential information.

Rumor has it that Britt once went bungee jumping naked

Rumor has it that Amanda is actually afraid of elves and wants to take bob's course to overcome her fear

Rumor has it that Amanda took pictures of Britt's naked bungee jumping to blackmail her with them later

Rumor has it that Amanda LOVES to be thrown into cyber pools of pudding.

rumor has it that bob's class just won't be the same because mike can't be in it, but in fact even better than it was. i signed up for it after i heard mike wasn't it it plus i need the armpit tips!

rumor has it that my booty is good enough to be shinny and not only counts as one moon for two full moons.

rumor has it i'm pissed at Amanda for touching the horse balls... without me!!

rumor has it i will only forgive when sunday comes because we get to move on and shave JPM's Balls then.

rumor has it that sunny wants to join but we turned her down.

~Jacklyn

rumo has it that the only reason i like bowling is because it's the only ball big enough and hard enough that you can place two hands on it to just hold it. then walk away from it as well.

rumor has it she only likes bowling because it's the only ball in her life that always returns.

rumor has it that she lets NO one else bowl with her ball because she's tired of her little brother trying to steel it.

rumor has it that Sunny is my little brother

rumor has it that Sunny is also my older sister

rumor has it that Sunny might be my mom as well.

~Jacklyn

rumor has it that Amanda is unbelievably attracted to Shrek, nothing beats wax filled ears!

rumor has it that Taylor loves puss in boots but i won't explain to you why...

Sunny, *scratching my head* I thought the new support group we attended was a new poetry club called "Effects of the Black Nightie" and our host was Bob "Skinny Rump" Shank????

And as the host of EOTBN, rumor has it that Bob was wearing the black nightie at the time and was painting his toe nails whilst giving his advice and wisdom to the group!!! =(

LMAO -- this whole forum is really random.

rumor has it nothing in here is random but everything outside of here is random.

Rumor has it that Jacklyn was once arrested for fondling horses' balls without a license.

Rumor has it that Jacklyn and Amanda freaked JPM out one night when they showed up at his door wearing special ball shaving goggles while holding cans of shaving cream and razor blades.

Rumor has it that the 'black nightie' is really a pink corset.

Rumour has it that JPM's account got suspended. GASP.

Rumour has it that Jacklyn's head was found up a horse's anus.

Rumour has it that she said it was an "accident" because she thought it was her hat.

Rumour has it that Amanda got arrested for drinking grape juice while riding her bike down lane 69.

Rumour has it that Amanda thought it was alcoholic grape juice and was found jumping off a roof into Bob's pool.

Rumour has it that Bob has no pool.

Rumour has it that Amanda is in the hospitial getting treatment for a severe headache.

Rumour has it that Sunny lost her virginity to a fence post on her way to Bob's house.

Rumour has it that Angie divorced her mirror because her hands loves her more.

Rumor has it that Feline got jealous of Atomic's six fingers so she glued an extra buttock on her forehead.

Rumour has it that the only reason why Bob is painting his toenails is because Steven canceled on him during the last few minutes.

Rumour has it that Mike closed his legs when someone shouted "Something smells like fish in here!"

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Yuck.

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Guess whos back with more news of INFERTILITY!!??

Rumor has it that the fence post Sunny lost her virginity to was actualy Atomic in disguise.

Rumor has it that Atomic Wrote her Poem "Ecstatic Tears" while having sex with JPM, right after she had the expirience that led to the poem.

Rumor has it that JPM wasn't that good.

Rumor has it that Amanda used a warm sensation Vibartor from Spencers gifts and is out of use due to third degree burns.

Rumor has it that Loving a lie has not been taking his Valtrex for a month.

Rumor has it that Rumors lead to sociopathic outbursts from Atomic.

Rumor has it that Loving a lie was Monica Lewinski's personal Bill Clinton for the past few weeks. ^_^ (YAY ME!)

Rumor has it that Loving A Lie killed his Family and is now opersting under the new Identity, "Hannibal Bean"

~Anthony

Rumor has it that Fiery Feline met the Hell Cat down south and fell into a ring of fire and met George at the bottom.

Rumor has it that Atomic is really a little bunny that fell in love with her own ears and participates in unmentionables with them.

Rumor has it that some on this forum is crazy... Rumor has it that it's not just the person writting this (Yeah I know me horrible but I had to write one)

Rumor has it writting in third person is fun.

rumor has it that mike is going out with purple... only because he wants to go deep purple... only problem is that he goes shallow for he can't fish that deep anyways! believe me!

rumor has it that the fence wasn't atomic at all but the devils middle finger!

rumor has it that Amanda pushed me into the horses ass because she was pissed that i shaved JPM's balls before she had that chance.

rumor has it that the only sunny uses a dictionary is because it sounds like dick.

rumor has it that that bob's real name is richard little. but he changed it becasue he was tired of people calling him little dicky! it only pissed him off because he knew that they were telling the truth.

rumor has it that Purple ran down my steet last night, naked! hun you look so much better in clothes, really!

rumor has it that i hair spray my eye brows because it pisses me off when they get in my way.

~Jacklyn

Rumor has it that Mike is actually 4'5 and a professional horse jockey.

Rumor has it that Jacklyn uses the excuse that Amanda pushed her into the horses' ass as a cover up for her own weird and lude behavior towards horses.

Rumor has it that Jacklyn is no longer allowed within 30 feet of any horses in the state of Kentucky.

Rumor has it that Atomic once ran naked through an entire group of professional football players on a dare.

Rumor has it that those football players were actually a crowd of off-duty cops.

Rumor has it that her bail for indecent exposure was set at 500 dollars.

Rumor has it that Loving a Lie knows EXACTLY where Waldo is.

Rumor has it that Amanda has been hospitalized not once but twice for third degree burns in unmentionable areas.

rumor has it that now since i'm not aloud 30 ft around a horse in kentucky that i take a trip to the zoo just to visit the zebra's!

rumor has it that Atomic was one of them zebra's and i'm still trying to erase that memory

rumor has it that Amanda actually wishes that she was the zebra

rumor has it that Amanda is so Jelouse of me that she has a whole room dedicated to me in her house for dart playing... by the way i'll be there with my darts tomarrow night to join you!

rumor has it that the cops actually were making a drug deal when atomic came running through, which is why they have made her bail 50 x's the amount of 500.00 to cover up what she really saw

rumor has it that no one visited Amanda when she was in the hospital until i paid her mom 50.00 to visit her.

rumpor has it that i am her mom... and i actually spent the 50.00 on a striper and paid mike for a lap dance with the money.

~Jacklyn

rumor has it ath Apathetic Soul is the only person that really wrote all these rumors and that everyone in this thread is actually all of the different acounts she has made in her spare time. so it's her own fault she has none about her.

~Jacklyn

Actually that is not true Apathetic because...

Rumor has it that Apathetic is the long lost triplet to Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Rumor has it that she was 'accidentally' left by Mr and Mrs. Olsen while on a vacation.

Rumor has it that they made little to no effort to search for her.

Rumour has it that Annelyse ran her fingers along the edges of a sign that said "Warning: The edges on this sign are sharp!"

Rumour has it that Jacklyn bought a new pet crocodile just so she can put up the sign "Warning: Property guarded by pet crocodile".

Rumour has it that Amanda couldn't afford a sign as cool as Jacklyn so she made one for herself, using the materials she found around the house.

Rumour has it that Amanda's sign reads "Warning: I'm stoopid".

Rumour has it that Amanda didn't know how to spell "u".

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Jacklyn and Atomic....you are going to get it for those rumors LOL! HILARIOUS!!

Rumor has it that Jacklyn was once institutionalized for 'hearing voices'.

Rumor has it that those voices are what istigate her weird behaviour towards horses (and now zebras).

Rumor has it that the voices are what also make her violate herself in the late night hours.

Rumor has it that Amanda amazingly always smells like roses:)

Rumor has it that the doctors at the institution that Jacklyn once stayed in confirmed that she in fact doesn't hear voices at all.

Rumor has it that while making the "Stoopid" sign Amanda noticed Atomic peeping through her window.

Rumor has it that Atomic was peeping in her window while wearing a t-shirt that read "I (heart) Amanda".

Rumor has it that Atomic never takes this t-shirt off (not even in the shower).

Rumor has it that Amanda had to take out a restraining order against Atomic.

Rumor has it that Jacklyn liked seeing Atomic run by naked and even has it on film

Rumor has it Jacklyn almost married a Zerbra-horse hybred.

Rumor has it the T-shirt Atomic is always wearing is made out of some 'special' hemp.

Rumor has it the 'sharp corner' sign was actually circler

Rumor has it Annilyse still managed to cut off her toe sixed on her right foot on the sign.

Rumor has it Annilyse didn't even move her foot, the scientists are bathalled

Rumor has it one of the doctors that confirmed that Jackyln didn't have voices in her head was her emaginary pet welue (it's a colour) bunny.

Rumour has it Amanda doesn't beleive in using tissues (or anything else) to blowing her nose, so everyone is afraid to go near her sense she constently wipes it off with her own hand

Rumor has it Amanda likes it when we talk behind her back.

Rumour has it that Amanda secretly likes that idea of Atomic watching her sleep.

Rumour has it that Atomic -does- take her "I(heart)Amanda" shirt off because she is clean, plus she have ten more like it in her closet.

Rumour has it that Atomic's closet is actually a shrine she built herself to worship Amanda.

Rumour has it that Purple was discriminated by Green.

Rumour has it that Jacklyn likes to paint naked.

Rumour has it that everyone is doing it.

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You got Purple's hopes up that their was some one named Green, Purple whent searching and ended up reading two lines of a bad peom then came back here to complain

Rumor has it Green was offended by above writting.

Rumor has it that complaining's fun

Rumor has it Amanda is really a 5 year old from an emaginary land where in five years you're as mature as an over zelist 70 year old...

Rumor has it Amanda is less mature then her 8 year old native emaginary land friends.

Rumour has it everyone loves that Apethetic soul knows they're all trying to open a pickle jar

Rumour has it Apethetic Soul has lost her soul.

Rumour has it Purple use to be called Puple do a typo that she didn't noticed untill september 53rd.

my god..the rumours are back!! and so am i!! w00t!

rumour has it that there is a funky aromo when having a warm shower with a new shower curtain

rumour also has it that people are lazy about every except about being lazy

rumour has it rotten tomotos make good splat marks

rumour has it that ELOC is a FAKE and non-existant disease

rumour has it that the world cannot exist without evil becuase there is such a thing as necessary evil

rumour has it that Forgotten Memory is a sociopath running from the ghosts of those hes killed and is now an insomniac

rumour has it that Angelina took ones heart and shall keep it with her till the one dies (evil little pianist)

Rumour has it that Apathetic Souls show only made millions because it had Bobbing Skank as the host

Rumour has it that Atomic misses Magus so much!!

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rumour has it that Magus is back...and is willing to kill for death

rumour also has it i just went to grab a non existant pepsi can i just finished :(

Rumour has it that while Apathetic Soul was in the hospital, Magus (moi) visted and put lsd in the her blood stream

rumour also has it that Purple is not drinking white whine, but acually a vodka spritser

The rumour about me reading a dictionary in the shower, 'tis true! =(

Rumor has it that Atomic is a romantic nut.

Rumour has it that Atomic lies fairly well.

Rumour has it that Atomic would check out Annelyse poem/song if she would post the title of that particular poem/song.

Rumour has it that Atomic have to urinated for the past three hours, but she's far too lazy to get out of her seat.

Rumour has it that Atomic likes to type the word "Atomic."

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Rumour has it Atomic is sitting on her Rice cooker

rumour has it Atomic is having to pee for the past three hours because she drank too much pee of hippo

rumour has it that Atomic likes to type the word "Atomic" because it is the base of life and shes down with that

rumour has it that you have to worship the devil before you can truly worship god

Rumour has it that Anthony broke Atomic's rice cooker the last time he was over and now she's using it as a chair.

(It's very comfortable, if I may add)

Rumour has it that Angie -does- believe in God, she's just trying to be cool by saying she doesn't because everyone does it.

Rumour has it that Atomic is laughing at the fact that Angie believes in love, but not God.

Rumour has it Atomic is agnostic.

Rumour has it that Magus is looking up the word "agnostic" right this minute.

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rumour has it Magus is too lazxy to look up the word agnostic

rumour has it Magus isnt lazy enuf to not sleep :S

i'm out of rumors...

Rumor has it that Anthony didn't break the rice cooker, that it just simply..... Malfunctioned.... yeah...

Rumor has it Atomic points the spoon upward when sitting on her new chair.

Rumor has it Amanda Used "The chair" before Atomic.

Rumor has it Anthony used the chair before Amanda.

Rumor has it that Rumor has it that Atomic likes sitting on other peoples play things. It makes her feel like a real man.

Rumor has it Anthony likes to use his Vinegar and Water solution. It makes him feel like a real woman. ^_^

Rumor has it that after Anthony got amanda drunk, he made her sign a mariage contract and now gets half her money if she divorces him. Anthony is one smooth operator...

Rumor has it that the contract was void because of the contract Atomic has with Amanda from their fabulous vacation in a state where they could get legally married. Damn you atomic!

~Anthony

Rumour has it that Atomic has lots of wife and Anthony is her favourite one.

Rumour has it Atomic just lied.

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Rumor has it Purple is actually Welue.

Rumor has it most people have already forgotten that welue is a colour

Rumor has it welue was a made up colour, or just a typo for blue

Rumor has it Atomic never tells the truth

Rumor has it Atomic has admitted to never telling the truth.

Rumor forgotten memory likes being forgotten.

Rumor has it now that everyone know Forgotten Memorry likes being forgotten she is the most remembered person.

Rumor has it 2/5 people here like the word 'cheese'

Rumour has it that Purple has no idea that Forgotten is a male.

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