report cards

ok, my sister sent this to me in a forward. idk where she got it but i thought it was pretty funny.

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was

nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.
It was Addressed "Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with
my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you....
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice - even with all
her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we
will be very happy.
Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she
already owns atrailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
I'm sure that's exactly what God meant when He said to 'be fruitful and
multiply'.
Joan also taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone, and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the crack and
ecstasy we might want -- just for fun, you know.

In the meantime, we'll pray every night before bed that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, John

PS: Dad, NONE of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are much worse things in life than my report card.
It's in my center desk drawer!

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.....

Haha..nice.

( )_( )
(='.'=)
(")-(") Arrivederci!

LMAO

I've got to try that! My Georgia Studies grade is going to suck ass. :|

//Ari\\

LOL that would def. work on my parents!

LOL my mom would kick my ass! lol nice tho

my dad got that email i love it BWAHAHAHAHAA heheh i laughed REALLY hard when i 2st read it!!!

JBN

hahhaah...that wasssss soooooo funny...i git shocked but great ...u got me

hehe....lmao! thats halirous!!
~Luvz~
~Chica~

Oh my God, that is the FUNNIEST thing in the world!!!! oh my god, that was good!

lol

yea- i didn't know wut that guy wuz thinking... it was funny tho. i would do that to my mom when i get a B-- she is such a freak- she didn't pass 8th grade but she eants me to get a+++ all the time- but she doesn't have a sense of humor... :( too bad

HAHA! That is funny.

*Thinks really hard as she gets a pen and paper and an envolope, Addresses it to her parents and writes a letter something like that....*

Lmao! I'm going to do that when I get my report card since I am like gettings C's. ^___^

HAHA... my dad would fail to see the humor and probably kill me for lying. No way am I trying this....