Questions asked by customers

Questions from customers and the answers they received

1. Q: Are you single?
A: No, I have both a stunt double and a twin brother.

2. Q: Where are your CD's?
A: They are at home.

3. Q: Can I get a 50% discount on this pair of speakers?
A: Yes, but then you’ll only get one of the speakers.

4. Q: I forgot my wallet at home, so can I take this TV home tonight, and come back and pay tomorrow?
A: Yes, but you'll have to spend the night in jail, charged with shoplifting.

5. Q: How do I get out of the store?
A: You walk backwards out of the door marked "IN".

6. Q: What's the difference between fullscreen and widescreen?
A: The spelling of each word.

7. Q: Is Elvis Presley under "E" or under "P" ?
A: Neither, he's under a gravestone at Graceland.

8. Q: Is that TV remote?
A: Yes, but it's only remote if you're very far away from it.

9. Q: What's your cheapest VCR?
A: It's the one with the lowest price.

10. Q: (asked after calling a TOY STORE and being directed to my department) Is this the toy department?
A: No ma'am, this is the luggage department.

Source:
http://www.customerssuck.com

those are hilarious.. where'd you get them??

From the source =P

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Wow i laughed me head off!! lol