Funny Excuses...

what is a funny excuse that you're heard or used?

example: "I'd love to come out...but I have to stay home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture" or "I'm not coming in today b/c I'm still drunk from last night"

I frequently use the "I can't come out, i'm washing my hair" but I really AM washing my hair, it takes half an hour to wash, an hour to dry and an hour to straighten because it's so thick and curly! :D

Late for soccer training... " i was abducted by the girls!!!!!"

It was true used it on thursday!!! :D

They abducted me!!!!!! oh and late for class..My friend(bf) josh said " I was in the bathroom" then I went " I was helping him :P"

AND didnt turn up for detention.. "I was washing my hair.." the teacher looked at me and called me dupid!!!

Emmm... Late for pe " aww sorry sir I was helping a lady across the road :D" he beleived me then realized there were no roads!! gobshi+e!!!!

:D

HAHA!!! those are all pretty good.

I recently was late for class and used "I forgot to set my alarm clock" and my teacher bought it.

Then the other day it happened again and I said " I had taken a sleeping pill to go to sleep the night before... so I had a hard time getting up"

When someone that you don't like that much asks you out on a date and you say "Sorry my favorite commerical is on t.v tonight"

♥~Anarchy~♥

I ♥ Cereal

That Actually Was Funny lol xoxo-Nikki-xoxo

ok I'm just posting because I want this post to go on b/c of the stupid person who wrote that molester thingy. ON WITH THE GAME!!!

"When someone that you don't like that much asks you out on a date and you say "Sorry my favorite commerical is on t.v tonight"

♥~Anarchy~♥

I ♥ Cereal"

How orginal, you like looking for excuses on the net?

You actually use those excuses?

I totally agree with Shiky, by the way.

...just wanted to understand the situation a little bit more.

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Once I was late for class and the bell was about to ring and I ran thru the door and it's the teacher that hate me the most and he spun around looking at me and was like "WHY ARE YOU SO LATE?!" I was like... "I got drunk the other night and I had a hang over?..." then he was like "Drunk!" So I was just like."Joking my gosh" and he yelled at me and told me to take my seat but I never got in trouble. ^____^

See NightTears, the way you used it was funny, she actually used it word for word.

Lovely though.

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(")-(") Arrivederci!

I actually did take some cold medicane, and it made me sleepy. So I slept through the rest of the day -including any time aviable for home work- then the teachure gave me an extra day for the home work ^.^

Excuses, excuses, excuses... "Sorry my car ran away." Okay so that was stupid...
"My brother (or other simbling) ate my home work." I've actually had my brother bite my book before >.< I know both of those are extremly chessey.

I have one for being late to class but it's kinda stupid.

"I'm not late everyone else is just early!"