Jokes!

does anyone have any good jokes? i love hearing them! please post some!

not exactly good but it made me laugh:

what bleeds alot and has two legs?
half a cat

lol, that isn't really that funny was it?

ya but their was a blonde a brunette and a red head stranded on a island the brunette says o it looks like 20 miles from shore so she desides to swim out she makes it 5 miles without getting tired and try to go 10 well when she hits 10 she drounds the red head is like well i wonder if she made it yet so she trys to swim out she makes it 10 and tries to go 15 well when she hits 15 she drounds well the blonde is like i wonder if they made it yet well she gets to 5 then 10 then 15 when she hits 19 she gets tired and goes back sry it is sooo long