Suggestion: Special Events Section

How about adding Divorce as a subsection. Anyone who has ever been through one sees it as a special event. I can't wait for the final decree.....PARTY!!!!!

lmao! This is so not what I was expecting. It completely cracks me up!
I actually have a Divorce Party Kit. It has marriage license confetti, a tomb stone that you put your spouses name on, match books that say "Match made in hell" and a bunch of other stuff!
I too am looking forward to that special day when I can finally throw my divorce party! :)

I am packing her stuff now...she pretty much got nothing and is paying child support. Evil woman. Read: http://www.friendship-poems.com/poems.php?id=534154 and http://www.best-love-poems.com/poems.php?id=538443 to better understand why she is gone (like the wind).

Or for that matter "Life altering events" as a sub genre?

Steve, how about mind altering events?

That would be good too!

I'm FREE!!!!!!!

Yay! I'm so happy for you, Bill!
Time to throw that party.....Woo Hoo!!!!!!

Since I'll probably NEVER get my divorce finalized, I'll get all my friends together and we'll throw a party in your honor! We're always looking for an excuse to party...lmao!

Margaritas for everyone! I thought it would drag out another month or two....the lawyer pulled a rabbit out of the hat on this one.....tomorrow I will call her and tell her......just to set the tone for dinner.....muhahahahaha!

Maybe she'll choke on her turkey hahaha....Who said that? I don't know where that came from, some people are so evil :)

I renewed her life insurance......figure it was a better bet than a lottery ticket.

lmao!!!!! That's hilarious, I've got my fingers crossed for ya!

So do I......at eighty three cents a month through work, how can I lose?