Trick question from girls
by Switchblade
When a girl asks you "does this make me look fat?"
how the heck are you supposed to answer that?
You could answer yes, but you better be ready,
cause if you say yes, on the floor is where you'll be,
she'll have your arm behind your back and begging for mercy,
making you wish you would have answered differently,
You could answer "no", but make sure she's smiling,
cause if you say no, and your not looking,
she'll assume your lying, and pain is what she'll bring,
making you wish you hadn't said anything,
You could answer with a shrug, but what will that do,
all that will do is get her pissed at you,
so don't lie, and tell her what you think is true,
before she chokes you, and your face starts turning blue,
Now when a girl asks you "does this make me look fat?"
this is how your supposed to answer that,
this is the sentence you should say that shows you care,
tell her nicely, "you look beautiful no matter what you wear"
and if that sentence doesn't work to make her happy,
tell her "Yes, no" or give a shrug, but be ready,
cause theres no greater rage that a womens fury,
and if you answer her wrong, she'll have you begging for mercy,
This poem speaks the truth to me and is funny in a way that doesnt make sence.
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