what's the futherest you went on your first date?

Not much really, kissed, but it's cause I'm only 14, haven't done much else anyways.

hah. Furthest i got.. lets see... I wanted it to be a normal dinner/movie date. but it just so happens she gets off on doing things in public. so I was pretty much molested in a movei theatre.... :p

Asher, ho, I can beat that shyt with a hammer. You thizzink you're fly, well listen to this, shorty. I got picked up at a bus stop by this supa fly homie in a Hummer. I lyke totally went dizzown on him while he was driving. He took me all the way to pleasure town. It was lyke he had 7 arms. It was hizzot, lyke wow, bytch. Then we went to this Mexican resturant, and I was lyke, "I need my hot sauce cholo!" And he was like "yeah bytch! let's hit it right here!" and I climbed on top of him and we drank rootbeer. Then he dropped me back the the bus stop and was lyke, "you are a sweet-azz ho!"

We've been married for 50 years.

Woah. I was DEFINITELY joking. Haha. You're amusing.

Ah. Thank you. My boyfriend will be glad to hear that.

The above scenario was crafted by my friend Molly and me. Inspired by Pablo Francisco, Paul Rudd and some pre-teens I do not know.

wow... just..wow

uhmm... I went to australia on a first date, though I don't think that is what you meant.
First date... touchy feely kissing thing. you know what I mean :p

I've never done anything on a first date. Don't think I'm up-tight, It's just that...if he wants it that bad then he has to ask me on another date. lol.