You know you're a northerner when.....

when all the southern people can't understand you because you talk too fast for them to comprehend (no offence-all in good fun.)

You know you're a Northerner when... You have to defrost the cow to milk her.

I don't know... I got nothing...

Hmmm.... When... you visit Alabama to see how people lived in the "olden days"

Holy god.... those are so weak, I made myself sick..

*evacuates his stomach on the keyboard*

*is electrocuted*

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