unfortunate names

  • ღ*KiM*ღ
    18 years ago

    "i know a guy named Ashley. "

    Yeah .. real unfortunate. I think not.

    Lou Brickant.

  • Namida
    18 years ago

    Brianne Nite Witt
    OR
    Osamala binbin laden*

    this guy made up the name. Trasnlation(its japanese) mala means dick binbin means active or energetic so u get the point...and so he took osama bin ladens name and Voila! mala and bin bin are old japanese... so lyk most ppl dont kno these words

  • Gentry
    18 years ago

    Tequilla...
    Kikoscha... pronounced (key osha)
    Harry Dick
    last name of Blow
    Ida Ho my friends last name is really Ho but her first name isn't Ida

  • AGirlWorthFightingFor
    18 years ago

    last name Shithead.

    it's ISLAM. it's pronounced: Shi-theed. but how do you think American teachers read it?

  • alwaysremeniceus
    18 years ago

    willy wang

    one of my brother's classmates

  • Void
    18 years ago

    I've got a couple...

    Anida Dik (someone I actually know, pronounced, 'Aneeda Dick...')
    She used to get made fun of, and everyone would say if she has a brother his name would be Harry.
    Mia Cox
    Martha Focker (I'm sure you know where that comes from)
    And my favourite for now:
    Mike Hunt - which apperantly has been posted a few times, but it's a classic if you ask me.

  • cuppycake
    18 years ago

    Gaylord Focker--off of Meet the Parents

    My BFF'f Brothers last name is brown and he said he would name his kid Bag Paper Brown so the birth certificate would say Brown Paper Bag..I know how cruel haha

    and I know a kid with the last name Gay..

    Ohhh and her parents last name is Damm...I laugh at her Mom all the time..haha it rocks..

    haha this is a great post!
    JBN

  • Jessee
    18 years ago

    alfredo

  • Polly
    18 years ago

    Iona Lake

  • Sherry Lynn
    18 years ago

    True names:

    Dick Head
    Eddie Crotchliker

  • ღ*KiM*ღ
    18 years ago

    Theres someone in my school with the surname "Smells" :| Why would you do that to your self and your child? Wouldn't you change your name??

    And also I saw an Asda's worker with the name "Hardick" I wonder how his name was pronounced ...

  • Free_Spirit
    18 years ago

    ma mates uncles called ... Albert Ross ...(albatross) howeva u spell it uno the bird lol

  • Miss Pipp
    18 years ago

    wayne kerr
    marywana lief
    those are actuall names of people i know, how sad

  • Cassandra
    18 years ago

    nevermind

  • HOLLY ARMER
    18 years ago

    My best friend's name is Tequita...prounounced like tequila, but change the l to a t sound. I guess it's pretty strange.

  • ---AL---
    18 years ago

    an old friend's mom's name was Gay Hart

  • HOLLY ARMER
    18 years ago

    One of my ex-husband's old girlfriends last name was Gaylord. That's kind of weird

  • one.love
    18 years ago

    ok weird name??
    gotta be bertha
    OR
    jennifer weiner
    [swear thats her name]

  • Natasha
    18 years ago

    my teachers name is: wiet focking -> englis = Weed Fucking :P:P:P:P
    Naturally after having me in his class, he changed his name: Peter Fucking

  • just PeAcHeY
    18 years ago

    this is really funny this guys name is Harry Dick. No lie

  • *BeAuTiFuLlY*iNaDeQuEtE*
    18 years ago

    jack allcock!!!

    some of my mates found him in a phone book lmao
    love
    XxFeEBeDeExX

  • avery
    18 years ago

    I dont know if this one has been said yet but

    "Anna Rexic"

  • avery
    18 years ago

    OMG
    MY GRANDMA'S MAIDEN NAME IS DICK
    haha i swear.
    My family who came to America in like the 1700's last name was Dick and then couldn't change it because it was historic, haha.

  • dollfacex
    18 years ago

    lol i actully know someone who's name is Mike Hunt lol