Funniest sign you've ever seen?

I saw one in a park that read Paper, Plastic, Metals and others, with arrows pointing down into separate spaces, and only one bin.

-beth

i saw a hooters sign at night and only the ho and s were light up then there was a little to go sign near it so it read like hoes to go. i laughed so hard.

~Jacklyn

I like that one Jacklyn *laughs*

There's a label on a tea bottle that says "natural flavors with other natural falvors"

A sign that says something like "Caution! This sign has sharp edges!" Here's the link:

http://humour.200ok.com.au/img/caution.jpg

Hahaha! bob that's totaly hillarious. I mean i can imagine just walking up to some horse and buggy... reading it thinking that.. 'hey amish have great humor' But then i'd kinda be sickened to my stomach to the fact that it was actually rocking. lmao.

Anyways,
The funniest sign i've seen?
I dont golf, but i used to work on a golf course, just kitchen work.. but part of it was to collect the garbage bags from each hole. anyways...

There was a sign on one of the holes that read :
"Any person (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed."

I've heard of this sign being at more then one golf course. but it's so hillarious. rotfl

saw this on a website once.

Madam Blatzvy's Psychic and medium services--closed due to unforseen events.

Nice.

This Thai/Laotian restaurant that I love has a sign on a door opposite the bathroom that says:"Don't in with out visit." It's a really funny lousy translation. (It means don't go in without permission, i.e. PRIVATE!)

We have one in Norway, "Welcome to Hell", Hell being the name of a nice little town not too long from where I live

We have one in London: "Welcome to Sunny England"... I have not seen the sun more than once or twice since my arrival to London!

well I don't know of any that were on a sign, but your post kind of reminded me of a one liner (of which I have hundreds of different ones)
it says:

The sign said "wet floor"... So I did.

Capricorn.

Though Virgo comes in a close second.

there was one i read on a menu in pizza hut, it said
Deserts, chocolate trifle, ice cream and sticky tofee pudding.
These deserts are suitable for vegetarians, they do not contain meat or fish.

Honestly

I saw a sign when I was in Toronto on the window of a shoe store that said "buy two pairs of shoes, get sandal free."

It was even funnier because it was like 20 degrees outside.

A sign on a road- if you can't read what this sign says:

1. You're driving to fast!

2. You're drunk!

3. You're driving too fast and you're drunk!

There are a few signs in Atlanta that simply say NO in big red letters.

that's funny:-D

my friend once saw a sign that had a picture of a builder bending over shovelling something and another builder standing behind him. i was in stitches when she told me lol.xxx

There are tons of funny ones.

Caution, road may be wet during rain

Right turn only... not funny in itself but when it has an arrow pointing to the left, its comical.

The funniest one I saw in person was;

Car Park available, pay your money at the machine. Attendants on duty 24 hours a day.
NO PARKING! Violators will be towed.

This is so not funny but there are like three billboards that say "Ugly Kids" on it with three kids on there...and thats it! Nothing else just pictures of three children and the words Ugly Kids...people have been shocked and wondering what it is...Some find it humerous but I feel bad for those faces that are on the billboard...anyone know what it is?! A website maybe?!

There was a news headline saying this:

"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead"

//Ari\\

I've seen a few. Theres a curry house near where I live that I walk past with mates with a sign that says "Try Our Curry You Won't Get Better" which we found funny. And theres a Van that drives around our area called "Rent-a-Hubby we do anything your husband wont" it just made me laugh hehe

LMAO!!!

About three minutes ago, i was trying to convince my mom to let me bake cookies tonight (since they were the quick to bake ones), and i looked at the last step and it said BAKE in a different language. This is how it looked:

Step 3: HORNEE

I couldn't stop laughing and my mom asked what was so funny. I didn't answer since i was laughing so hard.

I can laugh at anything. XD

//Ari\\

'Wankin' chinese takeaway 1987 near where |I live.

"Keep knife out of children" on a Korean-made set of knives.

"We are prompt, no matter how long it takes" outside a tailor's shop.

That's all I've got...

i saw a sign that said 'watch for cars' in front of the street. i thought it was funny.

there's this sign for the building "Go Workout" but the w wasn't lighten up so it said "Go Orkout" it was really funny!

~Jacklyn

"No approching dog, those who come near or touch the dog will be shot, and if they do not die, they will be shot again"

swear to god

I can't help but smile when I see a 'trustpasers will be shot' sign on a patch of deserted land. I stop and think... If you're there with the gun, which your not

How 'bout a "children at play" sign by a school paly yard.

Jacklyn I saw that Hoes to go sign! We proably saw the same sign, my dad pointed it out.

i saw this sign that said open range, and someone had put an oven in front of it and the door was open

lmfao

Cock a mouth one mile... hahahahhahahahaha

LMFAO R U SERIOUS?! omg.. where was that sign?!

I saw a sign at McDonalds that said" drive thru parking"

purple we only saw the same sign if you were in Lansing Michigan near celebration cinamas. but i think hooters does it on purpose like everywhere. but it's still so funny

That's the one, can't remember what movie we saw though... It was a while ago, I ended up thinking of my dads friend nicknamed "Ho-ho" from FrankenBooth (sp)

well there was this one sign at hooters once..
&& it was like... 'CAUTION!! blondes working'
&& I didnt get it....
until now....
=[

haha i feel dumb...

OMFG OMFG!!
on jackas.s the show!!!
there was this one episode when
Johnny Knoxville went to this one town
call 'myanus'
and the sign read 'WELCOME TO MYANUS'
gosh.. it was so effin funny!!!