What's the biggest lie you've ever told??

And more to the point..after you've told a lie..have you been busted? or did you get away with it??

The biggest lie I've ever told, is actually a long story.
I live on a lake, and my friend and I met some cute boys (whom are at least 4 years older than us) that live across the lake. Well, it was late and night and we didn't want to say good night just yet.
So we all pretended to go back to each other's houses and "go to sleep". Finally at one in the morning I met my friend down at the shore by her house, where we found some kiyaks, stole them, and paddled them across the lake. We were having a great time and I had a HUGE HUGE HUGE crush on this one guy and it was obvious he liked me back.
But more to the story, we thought we were going to leave at one point, so we untied the kiyak from the dock, and my friend put her sweatshirt in it.
After 5 minutes of talking, we decided to stay, so we went back.
2 hours later we come back to the same dock, and the kiyak was gone, WITH HER JACKET WHICH HAS HER NAME WRITTEN ON THE BACK.
We finally walk across the lake home, and go to bed.
The next morning her parents asked us if we knew anything about a missing kiyak.
Of course, we said no and left.
Everyone asked us about it as the day went on,
and we just shook our heads and said no.
Finally the kiyak owner got the whole TOWN to come to a meeting.
Appearently, the kiyak cost over $600 and they found it with my friends jacket inside.
This happened in August.
And I'm still grounded for it.

So good advice:
Never steal a kiyak at 3:00 a.m. with your best friend to go meet some boys.

Life will turn into hell.

my biggest lie... I got into a fight, a huge one, and the girl whom started the entire thing chickened out and went home so I followed her.
Me alone She with her friends and we went fist on. Amazingly I won, and she called the cops. My dad asked me about it when I got home.. (he had gotten a call from my school) and I said no I didn't fight her. (which was sorta true 'cause I faught her sister) anyways I got into a lot of shit seeing as I had to talk to the cops and everything and so... I was screwed...

Once, I...I....I! I told my brother that his room was haunted, he had the bigger one. So we traded rooms, my mom got pissed, so we had to move ALL of our stuff back, but my brother really believed me, he's 5, I told mom that he was just kidding, then she said.... my full name, you know, that's bad. So, I was grounded for 2weeks, no desert, no tv, no computer, no freinds, no phone, I mean TOTAL LOCK DOWN! uhg..... What was this post about again? 0_o nvm

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*calms down*

Hmmm my biggest lie was... when I went over to my friends and we were suppsosed to be going shopping but her parents changed their minds. I was supposed to call home if they did change their minds, but didn't. So I walked around down town for like four hours and I was supposed to be home at like 1, but it was already five, so I was over my time, by four hours. Then we got back and her parents were staring at her and I, we sorta new that we were in trouble. Then they pointed to the phone and told me my parents had called and wondered where we were, so I called home and my father started to scream at me, and told me to get my butt home right this instant or else...So about forty minutes later my friends parents took me home, and When I got home my mom and dad where standing there glaring at me...not only did I like get grounded for over a month I lost my phone from my room perminetly, and my friends parents banned us from ever hanging out or talking to each other, so yeah unfortunatly we no longer talk and she no longer calls cause her parents got so mad at both of us. She also got grounded about as long as me, it was so horrible...

I am pretty sure, I learned my lesson from that one small accident, and I never EVER lied like that again, it has bad endings...I didn't lie like that agian though. ^.^

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Bleck, I had Mono, just it was like the worst it can get. I had to be rushed to the hospital, and have needles jammed in my arms and stuff, not fun..

I told people that I wasnt a virgin..haha! I havent got caught yet. And I told it like one year ago. hahahahahaha.

Why do u feel like you have to lie about being a virgin?

I mean the above stories had me in tears of laughter cracking up about lying to their parents in desperate attempts to get themselves out of the huge piles of shit they'd stuck there feet in (and made me think back to growing up too)

Just curious as to your reasons ?

Well i've told many lies and gotten away with them....and some i'm gotten in alot of shit lol. Umm.. the only one i can think of right now is:

I told my parents i was going over to my friends house for the night, and that we were on;y gonna rent movies and stuff. But we were actually going to the mall and out places. So we went out and guess who we ran into...my parents. We tried to aviod them and ran outta the mall. lol! oh jeez it was halrious!. Anyway so later that night we came home at like 1:30 ish am. And we got drunk. In the morning my friends parents came downstaris and saw the bottles. Yeaa...wasn't pretty lol! They ended up calling my parents and telling them what we all did. Yup got in a lotta shit.

Ohhh and another time, in the summer i use to sneak out at night and just walk around. You know to think and stuff. I love the night. Anyway so i have been doing that for the longest time and never got caught. But the one day i decide to go out and stay out till ike 4 or 4:30 in the morning (usually its only till 2 or 3 am) i get caught. I came in the house and my mom was standing right there, glaring at me. FUN FUN! not. lol! yea i was grounded for the longest time and still whenever they don't want me to go somewhere they use that against me.

Well those are not totally the biggest lies i've told but there just some.
~Luvz~
~Chica~

Uhmm.. One time me and another friend of mine were at another friends house.. I was there from like 3 o'clock in the afternoon to almost 9 in the night.. [[im only 12]].. && ma parents kept calling my frined cellphone cuz ma sister knows that that would be the only place i would ever be.. I told my frined not to answer her phone.. Then somewhere around 7 i called home and told ma family that i got kidnapped and shet.. So like they called the cops and yeah.. What i didn't know was that the could trace the call even if you blocked the number.. so my parents ended up coming to my friends house with the cops and me and ma friend in a whole lotta daym trouble.. I gotta be home before 5.. Can't go to her house anymore and i can't go anywhere without my parents anymore.. how sad.. *tears*