The Reason Why CONDOMS Come In Packages Of 3,6,And 12

  • JAY Poet
    18 years ago

    THE REASON WHY CONDOMS COME IN PACKAGES OF 3, 6, AND 12

    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

    Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

    He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

    He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."

  • DBM
    18 years ago

    Soooooo.... you decided to repost, eh?

    Congradulations!

    ^o^

  • JAY Poet
    18 years ago

    yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • DBM
    18 years ago

    You named it better this time around. Anything with "condoms" in the title has to be good.

    *give you a golden star*

    Feel special now?

    Good....

    =D

  • JAY Poet
    18 years ago

    :) yea thats why i did it over!!!! lol

  • Avrii Monrielle
    18 years ago

    lmfao

  • Megann Lee
    18 years ago

    Roflmao. Thats a good one. Very funny.

  • Fighter (Ariane L.)
    18 years ago

    LMAO, hilarious!!

  • Taco
    18 years ago

    hah my friend told me about this lol hilirious

  • Unforgiven Retniap doolb
    18 years ago

    lol thats awesome

  • nobody truly knows me
    18 years ago

    loved it!

  • Aimee Dawn
    18 years ago

    haha thats so funny. Poor married men :P