Stupid things

They have Nuclar weapons. George Bush Jr.

"My thong is giving me a wedgie." -My friend Sina.

i know we've been through this, but a thong so can give you a wedgie..ask any girl who wears em. The word 'thong' cracks me up. In australia we call them G-strings and 'thongs' are like flip flop shoes that you wear in summer.

Anyhoo, i say some pretty dumb things..my most recent though was i thought cruise control meant that the cars speed was controlled and so too was the steering. I thought you didnt have to steer the car and could do whatever you wanted. haha

my boyfriend got a new car and put cruise control on so i asked him why he still had his hands on the wheel. lol he nearly disowned me when he realised why i said it.

in science one day we were loking at the planets and my teacher was saying about all the moons jupiter has and my friend asked if earth had a moon lmao!!!! i thought it was sooooo funny ha ha ha ha ha ( she was having a really thick day lol)

^^^ LMAO.
My group always says stupid things, we like have a book of quotes full of them. hehe.

me and my friends were watching 13 ghosts and all the ghosts lined up and my friend is like OMG are they still alive...lol she is so dumb lol

Do we have homework?-----it was during summer vacation

where are my sunglasses?-my friend.

it was funny because, like 3 miutes ago she had put them on top of her head. lol, she realized about a second l8er and we both started cracking up... oh well, i guess you had to be there!!! ;-p

"you run there and then here and then there again and then here then you run striaght that way at the angle then you run sides straightly then you run over here then you run and get the ball and run again over here and then there and then run Mickey"---My Basketball Coach.....Mr.Overby

Its like the Neverland ranch with a lot less rape... My psychology teacher...Mr. Fellowes

Well the other day I was talking but didn't know what I was saying and said "Beards make men look so much older! I'm never gonna grow one." Then realised what i'd said :P lol. Tit.

well, during the EOCT at school last week i forgot how to spell my first name. i literaly sat there and said my name a couple of times then asked my teacher.
my friend Agustin looked at me and told me he thinks i've the most Puerto Rican/blond moment of the year.
so yeah... thats me. lol 0_o

"If i hold my breath i would die"

My little cousin