Favorite Quote from a Movie

My favorite is from Goodfellas

"What the fu*k is so funny about me?" Joe Pesci

Alright Timmy Boy. I don't know it's from a movie but I heard it some where. I'm sure it's gotta be some where, otherwise why the hell is it stuck in my head? Anyways, here it is:

"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream"

I know it's lame but hey, I like that quote.

Funny funny stuff Kristina...you rock!!!

Thanks Timmy Boy. You don't have to be so nice...you can say that it's a gay quote...I don't really mind. Thanks though! You rule Timmy Boy!!!

"You had me from Hello" Renee Zellweger in Jerry McGuire

Let me just say first, that Animal house is the funniest movie

Clorette De Pasto: Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month? We have to get married.

okay that zoolander quote has to be one of the funniest ones of all time, especially the way Owen Wilson delivers it. Great movie.

"Obey my dog!"
Mugatu in Zoolander
played by Will Ferrel

Im gonna stick with the Zoolander theme since its my favorite movie, and go with Dereks line, "As long as you make a name for yourself as an Investagotory Journalist no matter how many people you leave dead and bloodied along the way as long as you make a name for yourself as an Investagory Journalist no matter how many you leave deadand bloodied along the way!"

That's it... I'm gonna go see Zoolander again :P
Aken Sol

I got it for my birthday :-)

"A word to the not-so-wise about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her then broom her fast."

Willem Dafoe - Spiderman

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care..."

Peter - Office Space

A Walk To Remember!!!
That movie made my eyes all watery... i didnt cry though!! *sniffle*
Aken Sol

"i’ve kissed a guy... i’ve kissed guys. i just havent felt that thing.... that thing... that moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy, and the only thing in focus is you and this person. and you realize that that person is the only person you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. and for one moment you get this amazing gift. and you wanna laugh and you wanna cry, ‘cause you feel so lucky that you’ve found it, and so scared that it’ll go away all at the same time."
- Drew Barrymore (Never Been Kissed)

"I had the right to remain silent...I just didn`t have the ability" Ron White...Same dvd as above..that dvd is my favorite...lol

"You've got ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer, beer bubbles, bubble cola, double cola, double-bubble burple cola, and all those funny carbinated drinks that tickle your nose, few people realize what tremendous power one of those things has"

-Willy Wonka....I think its all right, willing to admit I'm wrong if its not quite right though! Love Wonka!!

"Couldn't we have walked?"..."My dear, if the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."

-Veruca Salt and again, Willy Wonka

I love Willy Wonka...

"Dont forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted.....He lived happily ever after".

"I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"

"the schnazberries taste like schnazberries...candy bars"
"Yeeehoooh...Do you boy's like Mex-e-co"

Super Troopers
That movie rocked....

"now, if you two don't mind i'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse... expelled!"
-hermione granger from Harry Potter 1

i don't know, it's just so ironic. people think i'm like her- a bookworm. i'm not! i'm not! i'd rather be expelled than die, okay. *breathe in, breathe out*

yeah, i love that quote, though:D

"you have no power over me"
-The Labyrinth

"Ello, I said ello"
-The Labyrinth

Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era - -the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.

-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough"

-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

From Goodfellas;

"Fuck him in the ear; fuck him in the other ear!"

Another one from Goodfellas;

"Am I here to amuse you?" joe peschi

From Nightmare on Elmstreet 2;

"You are all my children now."

From Mi Vida Loca, My Crazy Life;

"He don't like you Sad Girl! He said he don't love your daughter! He only loves Junior!" -Mousey

In reply Sad Girls's line;

""Shut-up you stupid bi*ch, that's why he was with me yesterday, pledging his love in that special way!"

Ohhh...how silly of me!! I could quote the stinking movie, "frontways, and sideways, longways and straightways, upways..." there I go again!! Great topic! You're getting a lot of posts w/ this one!!

"Winter must be so cold for those w/out warm memories, for we've already seen the spring."
-An Affair to Remember...almost forgot that quote!! Seems a bit irronic huh...

Sarah

Cmon dont try to hit me n hit me-Matrix

"my biological clock is ticking!" (in a brooklyn accent)

--my cousin vinny

You the man duane...I was just about to qoute Tombstone..That's a kick ass guy movie!!!

You forgot a few tho:

Doc answering the statement "..you're so drunk your probably seeing double" Doc's Answer: "I got 2 guns...one for each of ya"

Wyatt Earp: "You gonna do something or are you just gonna sit there and bleed"

Doc holiday: "I'm your Huckleberry!...why johny gringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave"

There's a ton more I can't think of right now, but I will;)

...Do you know what that makes? ...small child says, "No sir"..."Of course you don't, because only I know. If you knew and I didn't, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you. And for a student to teach his teacher is persumptuous and rude, do I make myself clear!?"

Mr. Terpintine, Charlie Bucket's teacher on Willy Wonka.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Jim Siedow (Drayton Sawyer): Who the hell are you?

Dennis Hopper (lefty): I'm the lord of the harvest

Jim Siedow (Drayton Sawyer): Who's that? Some new health food bunch

I love all Texas Chainsaw Massacre, apart frm number 4 which sucked lol

"Brodie...Brodie..I have always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday when you asked me to do a strip tease to the theme from Mighty Mouse I said Okay. When we were at that hotel on prom night and u asked me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in...I did it. And even when we were at my grandmother's funeral and you told most of my relatives you could see her nipples through her burial dress...I let it slide. But if you think I'm gonna suffer any more of your s**t with a smile now that we're broken up your in for some serious f***in' disappointment"!!

From Mallrats! Kevin Smith Rocks!!!

"I already signed the release form so you can go ahead and feel free to shove things in my slot"

or something to that effect...

~Cameron Diaz (Natalie) from Charlie's Angles 1

hehe luv that quote for some reason :P

One, two freddy's coming for you
Three, four run and lock your door
Five, six grab your crucifix
Seven, Eight stay up late
Nine, ten never sleep again

Princess Bride... i could quote that whole movie!

"My name is Enigo Mantoiya, you killed my father, prepare to die...
(i know i butchered that name!)

"As you wish"

inconcievable!
"You know you keep using that word. I dont think it means what you think it means!"

Princess bride is an awesome film

(IN BRITISH ACCENT...UNLESS YOU'RE A BRIT, THEN ITS NORMAL FOR YOU...smile)

You mocked my pain, never do it again! I died that day!!

The Princess Bride....my sister and I...sadly can quote THAT movie front to back and upsidedown!!

Pathetic...I know...smile

Harry-"Your it"
Lloyd-"What's it?"
Harry-"I'm not really sure but whatever it is it's something you don't want to be and right now...your it"

Harry- "Ooooh she's gonna be all over you like a barrel of monkeys, with her tight shirt and short skirt...it's so faggy I can't even think about it"

Dumb and Dumberer
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"Anything less than mad passionate extraordinary love is a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life and love shouldn't be one of them"

"I'm gonna circum-navigate his soul till he's anchored on all sides by my love"

A Dream for an Insomniac

"Harry what's happened to us...we have no jobs, no home, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!"

Dumb and Dumber...that may be a little misquoted...guess that defeats the point to this thread?? ooppsss...I just really like the whole pets heads falling off part...:)