Two guys walk into a bar...

.... the third one ducks

HAHAHA, i love that one, i told my sister that one and it took her a week to figure it out after i explained it to her, and im the blonde in the family

What do you call a plug?

A plug!!

This was my first ever joke, I made it up when I was like 5 or 6...it still makes me laugh and my close friends laugh also lol!!

and I totally just posted this in the wrong topic thing.....sorry.....

Okay there was a lake *it was night*and no way around it....on one said of the lake there was a burnette and on the other a blond they were both fishing but the burnette was catching more fish..so the blond yells over to the burnette"how are u chatching so many fish?" they burnette ansered"it's the spot" so the blond yells"can i come over there?" and the burnette says"sure i'll just shine the flashlight on the water and u just walk across" the blond says"no becuse i'll get hafe way there and u'll turn off the flashlight!"

LOL!!

What do you call a fly without wings??

A WALK :p

i dont get it

substitue the word bar to pole and then see if you get it...it makes you think its talkin bout a bar as in a place but it's talkin about a bar like the metal thing. LoL

hahaha....and ha......good one......sorta like....What did the guy say when he walked into a bar? Ouch.....

Two blondes walk into a bar, one of them shoulda saw it standing there....sorry blondes, its just a joke...

oh geez, Tim.... How could you tell a joke like that! I mean really!

I really resemble that remark....

I dont' get tims!!! sumbody explain plz...im slow...sry!

Sierra...two blondes walk into....into the bar...walked right into it..one of them should have seen it standing there...did that help any?

ok honestly i don't get eany of these please explane??!!!!???

i hate being a blonde!!!!

they walked into it like into the wall not inside it

how do u kill a retard?

(i hope this isnt too horrible :/ )

give him a knife and ask him "who's special"?

OMG lol! These are funny... lmao!

hey i did the blondes into a bar one in the blonde forum lol I love it hahahahahahaha

three ducks walk into a bar on a rainy night. The bartender asks "wht have u boys been doin to stay dry?" They say "oh...nothing walking on mud all day..." they leave then a dirty and wet duck comes in the bartender asks why he looks so bad." My name is Mud!"
i like it!!!!

lol, these are so funny!!!!!!!!!

A guy opened his new bar, and a duck walked in and asked, "Hey, you got any quackers?" The guy, not having any crackers, said, "No," and the duck left.
The next day, the duck comes back and asks, "You got any quackers?" The guy, getting annoyed by this duck, said no.
The next day, the duck comes in again and asks, "You got any quackers?" The guy, really mad that the duck keeps wasting his time, yells, "No, we don't have any crackers, and if you ask me again I'll staple your feet to the ground."
The duck fell silent after this, then looked very carefully at him and asked, "You got any staples?"
"No." The guy says, very tired after this point.
"Then do you got any quackers?" The duck says, grinning.

I know it's old, but I love it.

Lol backporchpoet :P

My friend made up a joke when we were about 9 .. she heard her dad telling his friends a joke about men and their elephants and somehow the actual joke got lost in translation and I got told this:

What did the man say to his men who were getting on their elephants? Come on men - get on your elephants!!

Cracks us up everytime but it really isn't funny. Ahh the good days.

osry to all the blondes but gotta say these...i used to be a blond (lol) so i used to hear these alot....
what do u call a blond with pig tails?
a blowjob with handel bars
how do u kill a blond?
put a scratch and sniff sticker on the boottom of a pooll.
ummm....thats all i can think of right now.