Utterly Stoopid but oh so me...

Last night I woke up cos felt something heavy on my stomach, I prodded it (as u do) and figured it was a hand, but thought couldn't of been mine as i wasn't feeling anything. Que Panic.

Seen as i sleep alone you can see where the panic would come from.

So i run to the light, switch it on, and slowly approach my bed... to find that my hand has started the nasty tingly feeling you get when life slowly returns.

Yes, i had just slept on my hand and it had COMPLETELY gone to sleep. I was not about to be attacked by Frankenstien.
Telling my mother this morning i was weak laughing.

So, anyone elso done utterly stoopid stuff for totally logical reasons? Make me feel better! LOL>

Lv A, x

I've been sleeping and my cat would lay next to me, and I feel her and open my eyes and see something other then a cat, totally flip out then scream, and get everyone in the house up, by screaming so..loud, then to find out it t'was only my darling kitty. =\

Well I don't sleep alot... Though, as for stupid things.. I'm the queen *rolls eyes*...
A small example, is one that gets me everytime.. You know when someone pats you on the shoulder and you look in that direction. Well some people like to pat on the opposite shoulder of which they are on. So say they're on the left side of me, they'll reach around and tap my right shoulder... I fall for that everytime unfortunately, always looking to the right of me - even if I'm standing by a wall, near which it is impossible for someone to be on that side of me. *sigh* I'm hoping I get out of that pretty soon lol.

you're not alone ... =(
Sadly i too fall for it everytime .. o.O
So you're not the queen i am! xD
Just kidding. =/
♥NerdyPants

Haha, you can be the queen...But I get to keep the crown :P

yes I was in my storage closet and went to grab something when I saw out of the corner of my eyes a hand reaching from a compleatly different direction, and I jumped and ran then relised I forgot what I needed in there, I went back in and the same thing happend. so utterly convinced there was a phantom hand coming to grab me I sent In my dad to investigate...and he found that the phantom hand was nothing more than the reflection of my hand in a mirror. My dad laughed for ages.
It happends to the best of us teehee.

Yay! I'm not alone!

Lv A, x

Well. . . some nights when I'm alone watching T.V I see like this shadow dart across the door to the hall, like one of those movies. Once then twice and i just have to go check it out, only to be attacked all claws flailing by the two or three little sweet kitties that are playing out there. . . . It gets me every night. . . . Why dont i learn? :( lol

Laura XxX

This one time i was calling my house from my boyfriends house ....
And it was busy and i was getting mad cuz it was always busy ...
Just to find out i was actually calling my boyfriends house and of course it was busy i was on the phone! o.O

^lol
One time I was playing tag with my cousins and ran into the glass door. As if thats not bad enough, i got up and ran into it again. When i actually opened the door, i walked out and fell down the stairs............

okay well i have this thing that when i wake up in the morning, i am thee most clumsyiest person ever! o and u like my new word? jk. well anyway....i was at my boyfriends house and i sleept over, well in the morning i was getting dressed and i was putting my pants onand i freaking feell straight on my *bass*!! hah him and is mom were laughing at me so hard. and then i gt amd and just layed there on te floor completly pissed off and just kept my pants off! lol okay and this morning, once again i was at my boyfreinds house, this morning when i woke up his mom was in the room tlking to him. we had an jug of ice tea sitting on the desk, which is near the bed. well i was too damn lazy to get up and get it, so i tryed to reach for it and i was so weak because i was still like half asllep and i went tog rab it, gopt it in my hand, but when it was off the sresser( you know with nothing underneath it to hold it up) it just was too heavy at the time for me, and i just feell straight foward and landed on my head
!!! ahah im such a dummy! and beleife me i have more stries, im always the one falling, exspecially in the morning or if im poutting on my underwaer or pants or something! lol!

I was walking out of a pizza place and they always leave the left door locked i dunno why but everytime i would try to walk out i would try to use that door!!!
running into it every time ... and i would hit my face on the door. :(
Sad ..