The Good, The Bad, The Ugly.....

Good: You go to Aruba
Bad: You're blonde
Ugly: The implications of this joke

Good: you got your best time in track
Bad: you forgot to one lap
Ugly: you still came in dead last

Good: you lost 5 pounds finally
Bad:you started the diet 5 years ago
Ugly:you weigh more now then when you started

hahaha i like the birth control one!!!

JBN

VERY long one that keeps getting worse:

You find out your new CD is a live DVD

but of a different artist

A different type of artist

its a porno

with your mom

and dads brother

your parents are still together

and its taped in your bedroom

good: you recieve a text message of a random guy tellin you he thinks your really fit and pretty,

bad: its your brothers mate,

ugly: the lad is ugly!!

*true story* it horrible lmao

lmfao at Cherry!! ahh thats just wrong *shudders* gah! now im gonna have nightmares~

Good: your friend won homecoming queen
Bad: You lost to her
Ugly: she won on a "who's the bigger loser" bet
Really Ugly: they thought they were voting for you

Good: You have a best friend
Bad: Ur best friend is sleeping with your boyfriend
Ugly: They're siblings
Really Ugly: Your best friend is a guy.

*couldn't come up with anything better*
:D

Good: Its ur birthday and u get lots of letters
Bad: One of them is a death note
Ugly: Your boyfriend gave it to you
Real Ugly: He kills you

hahahaahahahha HYYYPEEERRRR

good: YOU CAN FLY
bad: Your best friend can fly better than you
Ugly: Your best friend is your granny

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

oh geobar i love it!!

Good: you find $1,000,000
Bad: its stolen money
Ugly: the cops suddenly turn up and arrest you for being in possesion of stolen goods
Real Ugly: the cops are actually the guys that nicked the money in the first place

Good: its valentines day and you get a card
Bad: You open the card to find a stink bomb
Ugly: The card is from your enemy so you never really got a card on valentines day...

ok that 1 wasn't so good
never mind ;)

JL, that scared me *shivers* o.O

Good: You think you did good on your EOCs
Bad: They accidentally get switched with your brothers
Ugly: You have to repeat your grade again.....

-*-Cherri-*-

good: you get a rose off your secret admirer
bad: it dad when you get it
ugly: the lad who gave it you is a complete freak

you fall in love with you best friend
you friend doesnt think of you that way
she thinks of you older brother that way

Good: The Hottest Guy Sent You a Rose For V-Day
Bad: He Did It As A Joke
Ugly: his Gf Now Hates You

good ur on the front page of ppl magazine

Bad- u look fat in the pic

Ugly- u were on b/c u were the worst dressed person in da world

idk....

Good : In 6th grade, I was excited to get my hair in a perm.

Bad : The WHOLE school spread around the rumor, there is a poodle in the school!

Ugly: I was called poodle, by everyone, that saw me! Very embarrassing!!

I will NEVER get a perm EVER again!!! GRRRR!! Horrible nightmares.. shall we say!! It hurt my feelings badly to be seen by anyone! Torture... ahhhh! Scared the crap out of me.

Good : You're going to the dentist and you're exciting... hoping it will only be a few cavaties and root canals, needing to be done.

Bad: You have to get wisdom teeth cut out... Not only that...

Ugly: You have to get braces at age 17, almost 18!! How embarrassing!

(True Story Again!)

Good: I get a card for Valentine's Day.

Bad: It doesn't arrive ON Valentine's Day.

Very Ugly: It was from your Mother, which argues with you constantly.... GRRRR!