the dumbest

the dumbest thing u ever did

Do you really want a list? Lol I'll tell you one dumb thing I did but thats enough. It was my bday party and I took a car full of friends to rainbows end (the only themepark in the whole of new zealand, bring on disney land!) anyway we were at the cafe and getting our meal and i turned around and walked straight into a pole. No reason at all I just walked bang into the pole. Errgh that was embarrassing. And then there was the otherday when I was makng pancakes and went to put the shake and mix bottle back in the fridge. So i go to shake it and guess what, the lids not on it, goodbye easy meal, hello half a day cleaning! Ok those werent really dumb things but I felt pretty darn stupid after I did them.

Oh Wow Do I have a list of those Or What?! If I tried really hard, I'm 1000% (yeah that's right, one thousand percent) sure I could write a 956 paged novel on those stunts. Of course there's the classic -that I actaully did do, and I have no idea why- 'what's the number to 911???' situation. But, I'll try to think of something else, just as stupid but more...unbelievable and never been done before type thing... *thinks*

Well there was this one time, my moms bf was building things inthe basement and has set a really long piece of wood on the work counter. It stuck out alot, so whenever me and my brother came down I'd make sure to warn him of it so he wouldn't walk into it..... And even though I warn him right before I come - I managed to walk into three times by the end of the day. --somebody ought to have warned me I guess lol --

Or the time I tried to put the fire out with gas... And after I did that, I sat there wondering what was going on and why it wasn't working. *rolls eyes* That partie's bonfire was Huge by the end of the night. lol.

Umm I thought of more lol, i do not get on well with microwaves you see. I put this one thing in for 10 minutes instead of one....KABOOM it even caught on fire. And then there was the tinfoil....and also the potato i put in for ten minutes lol that wasnt edible either. So if you need someone to clean your microwave I have a lot of experience. But when it comes to cleaning ovens thats a different story.. You see i was making these pizza bread things with lots of cheese on them and i didnt want to put them on a rack so all the cheese sort of fell off. Then it started to burn on the bottom of the oven so I decided gee I know I'l clean the oven while its still on! I got pretty burnt lol. The cheese still makes a burnt smell everytime I use the oven and what makes it worse is that i did it twice LOL

Well, i can make a list of stupid things that i did, but they would all start all with the phrase, ''When i was drunk..." So im gonna stick with sober stories...unfortunately there not about me, but about my mom and her constant ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time.

STORY #1 (these are all true, my mom can be...well...stupid...i still love her even though she puts her foot in her mouth all the time)

My mom was going through a drive-thru for fast food, and she went to order a large Coke...Well, when she got to the speaker box, she stumbled on her words, and in the end she said, "Can i get a large Cock?" YEAH! and thats not the worst part!!! The worst part is they didn't have any! Geeze talk about badcustomer service...

STORY #2

Okay see, we have a cousin who married a chinese husband, and they just gave birth to a child, who well was part chinese. My mom goes over to see the newborn, and both parents were there, she pinches the babbies cheeks, intending to say "look at your cute little cheeks" but instead she says "Look at the cute little chink'' Accidently...i dont know how you do that by accident, but leave it to my mom...
(no rascism intended by this post)

STORY #3

This is a short one, my mom goes to order a pena collada, orders a penis collada instead...yet again she didnt get what she ordered...

STORY #4

Okay this is by far the worst of the worst...Yet again my mom manages to say something really stupid by accident. She was at a funeral, and she goes to talk to the widow of the deceist. She aproaches her, hugs her, and goes to say "my condolenses"...she screws up and says "my congratulations". And get this...apparantly, she was so emberassed, (probably for having her foot in her mouth) that she didn't even think of correcting herself, she just turned around and left.

Anyway those are the stories about my mom; she completely sober in each event... LMAO, but you should see when she gets drunk LMAO, thats always funny...Make a thread about stupid things done when drunk and maybe i'll go post in there

I had like 25 people over my house for a party and my god brother was trying to get me riled(sp?) up and so he locked me out of the game room and I was trying to get the door open and it wouldn't open so I went ot the end of the hallway and ran as fast as I could into the door!! I fell back onto the floor and almost broke my nose!! I felt so stupid b/c after I got up he told me well all you had to do was say please!!

ok.
i was younger && playin tag with my little brother outside of a building and i was looking behind me while i was running then turned around && BAM!
ran into a pole.
got a black eye from that collision.
the pole was a handicapped sign.
the building was an eyedoctors.

ironic, i know.

I ran through a screen door at my friends house because I thought that it was open. That thing I hate about it though is she has the whole thing on tape. :(

Well so many come to mind .... o.O
This one time i was talking to my friend and i turned around and i ran into ... no not a pole .. but a guy! oh my gosh ... so embarassing ..
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Or like i jumped over a puddle and i was standing in the middle of the street waiting for my friend to jump over but she just stood there laughing at me cuz there were like three cars waiting for me to move and i didnt even notice!! ... yikes ..

well this isn't me but my brother when he was 16 ate a marshmallow covered in cheese whiz then tried boiling orange soda and set off our firealarm!!
it was awesome!

Humm so many to choose from... I can't pick just one

LMAO @ Al, hehehehe :P

I've forgotton to breathe a couple of times. whoopsie, simple mistake

there are to many things to count probably my worst was when i asked my friend and her boyfriend if girls could get pregnant of their own cum hahahahaha i genuinly didnt no!!! and my friend lucy has asked if the earth has a moon before lol that was funny :)
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umm... me n my cousin candy were with our moms at the tanning beds well when we were goin home me n candy got a dumb idea! we yelled "hey sexy" at all these OLD guys and they juss like stuted after that lol it was gr8 but we yelled at some gay guy and he like started crying! that was pritty bad lol

I've glued myself to ... myself... not quite american pie style, but krazy glue got on my hand, and i thought I could wipe if off on my pants - it just so happens that I was standing up at the time, and i always 'wipe things off' on the butt of my pants... So having to walk into the living room of 6 friends, and one drunken mother with my hand attached to my bum, was awkward to say the least.

And I've also watched my friend write down the word 'ghost' and I looked at the piece of paper for 8 minutes, thinking to myself ''what the heck does 'G-host' mean? .... Geeeeeee.. Host... weird :S " ... But my friend cleared up that confusion.

And I have to say Al, your mom sounds like my kinda person haha, I love people like that. I'm not quite one of them, when I screw up my words I usually just end up speaking another language. Just now actually when I asked to have the computer I ended up saying something like 'Can I hesh-pert...avecom...shnerr' - even I confused myself that time. But oh well, appernatly we all have our stories :P