what is the most weirdest thing youve said?

once i told my roomate that i would drown her fish if she didnt get my homework from my teacher.....hehei couldnt stop laughing afterwards.....wow that was fun

hah the sumbest thing i ever sai is, we have more than two ribs? it was a total ditzzy moement!

Outside pizza hut: "Do they do hamburgers?"

Someone said something about corn nuts
And without thinking i said
"How do they corn the nut?" ... o.O
Stooopid me. why did i say that. :(
But one question .. are corn nuts
Corn ... Or nuts? o.O
Love Always
♥--♥NerdyPants

i once went to say my computer has a virus.. but i said my virus has a computer =S

I do that all the time like i said
Your funny looks feet.
Instead of your feet look funny. o.O
Love Always
♥NerdyPants

I was on the bus ramp leaving school and I asked a teacher where my bus was and usually when you ask him he will say bus 158 in the back but yesterday when I asked he told me that bus 158 was number 9 in the back so I walked down the line of busses searching for bus number 9 and I see my bus (158) and I get on and started laughing b/c it wasn't bus number 9 it was the ninth bus in line!! I felt like a total ditzz!!

Then one time I was telling some one that I wanted to go to New York but instead I said I want to go to Yew Nork!! What a dork!! Hey that rymes!!

Well, I always say stupid things, random things and things that don't make any sense - most of the time, it's not deliberate. But a few things that come to mind right now are:

After an all you can eat dinner: friend says, "do you want some chocolate" ... I reply with "no thanks, I'm too shiny" {I meant to say full, but i was distracted by something shiny... *sigh*}

I was partly talking to my bf on msn, and partly talking to my sis on the phone. The sister is talking about stick men, and the bf is talking about kissing. (long story).. So I accidently had said to her, 'omg, I could kiss a stick man!' and to him I said 'yeah ok i'll give my sticky kiss'

I really don't know why or how I was able to confuse them both and even add a 'y' on the end of stick - but I will never try to multitask like that again!

"no thanks, I'm too shiny"

LMAO!!! Heeheeheeheee :P :P

lol all of these are GREAT/........*continues to laugh on the florr*

I was in an English lesson and a man with a big beard walked in, as he walked out I said "Beards make you look really old, I'm never going to grow one"

I am a girl.

:P

well it was early in the morning and i was half asleep i have a problem mixing up words when i wake up so i said to my mom"can i have a cof of cuppee" i did it about 5 times before realizing i was saying it wrong!!!!!!

i meant cup of coffee

i told my mum her shoes were on fire...
this isnt something i said but i did
mum told me to look for something in the draw under the phone so i picked up the phone and looked under it and i didnt realise why everyone was laughing at me:S

I was angry, and someone was pissing me off so this was my awesome insult...

"GO SHOVE BUTTER UP YOUR NOSE!!!"

oh and this is always a bad thing for me to say too..

"Hello...i'm french''

well one day i was in U.S history and the teacher pulled down the world map(where the whole world is shown but a flat version) to show us were some little town in europe was and out of nowhere i shout out "I wonder what the other side of the world looks like"

"i'm typiing from membvor=" and "and i'm higly intox a bated," I was really drunk that night....

#one of my teacher was going to put his arm on my shoulder and i screamed out, "STOP! dont touch me im to horny."

#my mom told me that if i didnt behave better that she'll spank me. i told her, "and i'd very much enjoy it..."

me and an old friend were running down our school hall way. a group of people cwalking tourd us and i started singing,

"Y
R
U
Gay!??!!?!????!"

Ok i didnt say this but i cannot stop laughing!!!
I said something about mac n cheese
and my sister needed toilet paper
And she yelled...
"I NEED CHEESE"
Instead of i need toilet paper.
I spit out my water and started busting up!!!
Love Always
♥♥NerdyPants

ok.
the "i need cheese!!" line just made me snort.

i was in the park making a home video saying random things on halloween when i said thats alot of wood for a tree! (i kicked myself after that) i once said "i swear to god that bush is donkey humping a hobbit!!" i have alot more ill post later

i once was warning my friend that she was about to walk into a puddle and i shouted 'potch out for that wuddle' my friend was in stitches.

my mate lucy was sat in science one day and we were studying the planets, my teacher was talking about the stupid number of moons jupiter has, and she asked if the Earth had a moon. i woz laffin my socks off!!!!

love jess XX

I WAS TRYING TO SAY WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST
what i said was WICKED WEEVIL OF THE WEAST !!

we were at the movie and the coca cola polar bear come out on a comercial and i said aww look at the panda bear.....my gf has made fun of me ever since then

my friends and i were sitting in this boat one night and it was really quiet and the guy next to me was like
"In a some of words, speak the letter one"
i wonder whatever happened to that kid...

I was talking to a friend on the phone and someone was introducing me and I went to shake their hand and said "Hello my name is Phone" instead of Phoebe..They were stood there laughing at me for god knows how long. and sometime randomly in a music lesson the teacher was saying something about flowers and I suddenly burst out with "IM A FLORIST!" and everyone looked at me ;x

I was trying to straighten my cousins hair & I asked her where the sug plocket was (Plug socket), and I didn't realise what she was laughing at for about 5 minutes until I said it again and realised. Oops.

And I was half asleep anad slightly intoxicated and I told my friend that I wanted to buy a parakeet because they were so "keety"

Also I said that my friend Rory found a condom and went into his mum.
He wasn't too happy about me saying that lol

love
XxFeEBeDeExX

Well i was talking to my brother about all the pets he had cause he has like 5 different ones. and i was listing them and instead of saying Hermit crab, i said hamster crab cause he has a hamster too. I said it twice before i realized it didnt sound rite and then said it again like 5 min. later...

I am always saying something random that doesnt make sence...
Someone will be talkin and ill be like OMG you like to see homos naked!?!?!
I asked my principal to take off her shoes cuz i just mopped the floor ( a carpet lol)
I tell everyone they can live in my attic but only 3 days than my parents come home
I called hunters and asked if they have pizza and they were like no i was like WHY DONT YOU HAVE PIZZA OMG they were like why dont you call pizza hut? i was like OMG WE HAVE A PIZZA HUT they were like yeah...I was like OKAY BYE!
ill have to think of more if i do ill post more later

Rach

ok i had jus heard the funniest curse word one day........ and a half an hour later i jus happend to go into a macdonalds....
the curse word was..fucknugget
and my order was medium fries with some fucknuggets and coke pls.
i didn't realise i had said that untill the server stood there jus staring at me for like thirty seconds flat with this little frown on her face...."what?" she asked.
"Shit!!" says i

"hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" said my mate.

once my whole family gathered to watch some sort of video or something, and my sister fell asleep (i guess it was pretty boring for her)... we had this closet in the room that had a full-length mirror on the door. well, when we finished the video, we woke her up so she would go to sleep in her own bed. she went to the closet instead of the door, and seeing her image in the mirror, she went "GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

she thought there was a person standing there.

these are all soo hilareous!! OMG!! lol i have many funny things... :P

~One day, my friends were talking about corny jokes, and so i wasnt really paying attention.. then my friend said, i can tell a corny joke.. so i said somthing like "WHAT??? you tell Horny jokes? weirdo"

~one day my friends were talking about somthing like a dance or just somthing and then i was thinking about who knows what and i blurted out " did you know that shrimps swim backwards?" then my friends stared at me and started cracking up and i was all whered that come from... lol I was thinking about like chocolate or somthing....

~One day similar to the above ^^ I was talking with my friends and for some reason a conversation with this guy about chameleons and their tongues (long story. dont ask) so i was like "hey guys... did you know that chameleaons tongues are powered by a muscle in their neck?" and they were all staring at me like a was a freak....

~Once i was reading a book and talking to someone on the phone and so my friends was talkin about like popcorn and i was reading a sentance about racoons so i replyed to him "oh, i didnt eat any racoon today.." I meant to say i didnt eat any popcorn... he was like no duh of course you didnt eat racoon..

yea... i have more.. but i have so many that i forget them...this all happend today and yesterday...

noo my third one dosent make sense... here goes again...

~One day, I was talking with my friends and for some reason a conversation with this guy about chameleons and their tongues (long story. dont ask) popped in my head. so i was like "hey guys... did you know that chameleaons tongues are powered by a muscle in their neck?" and they were all staring at me like i was some crazy nut case... lol

I said.. pie.

lol i was having an arguement with my older brother once and i was trying to say that i was priceless and instead i yelled im worthless!

HAHA okay, I admit I was being a bit dense one day when me and my boyfriend were flipping through our biology book and he saw some giraffes and then turned the page and saw a picture of a kangaroo. He jokingly said "hey! it's a giraffe on two legs!" then he turns the page and I see some cheetahs and stupidly say...
"hey! its a giraffe on four legs!" ...

:|

orange daisy.

my older sister has a habit of saying "MY WORD" when she is surprised or something... well one day she went "MY WORD" because she read something on her email and my younger brother goes "MY LETTER". it was the stupidest thing i've ever heard but i cracked up for about 5 minutes after that.

***
there was this other time when me and my sister were about to go to bed, (we share a room) and we were blabbin about the day or something and i guess we were pretty loud because we woke my other sis, who came from her room and went "BE QUIET, I CANT SLEEP" so we quieted down but after a while we started talking again. so she comes in our room again and goes "WHAT PART OF "BE QUIET" DONT YOU UNDERSTAND??" out of nowhere, the sis that was with me says "BE". (as if she didnt understand the part "BE" of "BE QUIET") lol i couldnt fall asleep for a while because i kept on laughing.

Hmmm...
"Do you want some thing hairy in your mouth?" said that during a party, about peach fuzz
"shut up to me" said that when I was little, I've been paying for it though.
"My eye feels like some one stuck a needle in it while I wasn't looking" said it a little while ago, my eye hurt...

I started to say my ear hurts when I was trying to say my nose iches. I didn't notice my ear hurt untill I started to say it.

We were talking about Will Farrell:
I said, "I don't like his Bush."
except there's no way to capitalise that when speaking.

There's also that time we had a substitute teacher. She was talking to the dude next to me who had been doing some thing wrong and all I heard was "If you act like a baby I'll treat you like one." Half because that dude was my friend so I didn't exactually want him treated badly I blurted out "But babys get candy..." The whole class cracked up. The teacher said some thing like " Yes and they also cry out for attentoin." My reply was. " I didn't think I said it that loud."

lol, these are way funny.

I was once in my Health and Social class at school about 2 years ago, it was our last day at school, and we were all crying and saying goodbye to our teacher Sarah (Who was also a good friend to me when i was going through some bad times), and I was crying so much I said "I'm going to piss too",
I meant to say "I'm going to miss you" but i was so upset.
It made us all laugh for a few minutes, and brightened the atmosphere but it was a sad day.

love Tara-Kay
xxxx