what is the most weirdest thing youve said?

HEHEHE I STARTED THIS THINGY!!! I REMEMBER!!! and i didnt bring it up either...hehe

Once I was sleeping in the same bed as a male friend of mine and we where being asses to each other and he said something to which I meant to reply fuck you what did I say
OH FUCK ME!

woops not a good thing to say to this particular friend

^That one is particulary funny. I feel a litttle sorry for you, but it's tottally outwaited by my need to laugh at you.

umm.......too many to write

haha i got so many but ill say the best two

1. on my birthday i asked what the date was

and

2. Saying i dont want to go swimming at a siwmming carnival because i would get wet ( and i was deadly serious )

XoX 2moroNEVAcame

Ok this will tell you all how strange and ditzy i can be

One time, I was at my friends house and she had made us tea. Well her dad does not like sugar in his tea. I was trying to figure out if there was sugar in my glass or not so i held up the glass and said to my friend "Is there tea in this tea" and then she just starts laughing. And she said yes that is tea. I still did not now what I had said. I said "no i asked if there was really tea in this tea!!!" and then she just kept laughing. When I finally said it again i had realized what i had been saying. We could not quit laughing for like 10 minutes! It was soooo funny.

And today on the bus, i turned to face the other seat as we had stopped to drop someone off. But as i turned someone was walking past me and there butt was RIGHT IN MY FACE. I turned to my friend Kayla and I said "OMG! My ass was JUST IN KRIS'S FACE!!!!!!!!!" Once she told me what I had just said, we couldnt quit laughing.

Later

i asked someone if they wanted pickles with their fries.

??

just don't ask

When I first got my job, I had a lot of hours. Well, one day when I was at home, the phone rang... I answered it "Hi, may I take your order please"... It was my aunt. She started saying " 2 Rally burgers no mayo".. I was just like what are you talking about then... I realized what I had said..

I said I wanted to go swimming as long as I didn't get wet.

i went arouond telling everyone my pet rock stopped breathing and i thought it died...everyone thought i was serious it was so funny!!!! lol

one time i was talking to my older brother about chocolate covered ants (dont ask) lol and i said " i wonder if they kill them while theyr alive" lol and hes all "cherry think about what you just said hahaha" me and my brother still laugh about it

I was talking to a friend about the mouse for my computer being jacked up and in the background I thought I heard my little sister say a cuss word. So I yelled "Hey, you can't say that mouse!"
Now anytime one of us stutters or loses our train of thought, we say Hey, you can't say that mouse.

Put the soap in the refrigerator...

I meant to say put the soap in the bathroom. lol. retard.

I live in Michigan and here, if you say the letters U and P like "We were in the U.P." it means upper pinicula(sp), not the mitten part. So I was coming into school one day and I notice this new display on some shelfs, self portrats with little lists of thing the people like to do. I spot one of my friends picture and come up to see it. One of the things it listed that she liked to do was "Spend time in the UP"

I'm standing there thinking... How can she spend time in the up. (The word). After standing their for a few minutes thinking about it, it hits me. U.P. also spells up!! I hadn't put it together, every time I heard UP I just replaced it with uper pinicula in my mind, so I didn't make the connectoin. I just broke out laughing and then I had to go tell every one... 'cause that what I do.

"Hey, did you ever notice that U P, like the letters that stand for upper pinicula also spell up? I JUST realised that!!" .... That was this year, I'm 14 and have lived here my whole life.

OH MY GOOD GOLLY MITTENS!!!!!!

Yesterday, we were in the cafeteria, and my friend Amanda was putting eyeliner on me (because i don't wear anything other than lip gloss when it comes to make-up, and people wanted to see what i looked like with it on). While she was applying the eyeliner, i said "I feel really stupid that i'm letting you do me", and i didn't realize what i said until after i said it and she almost poked me in the eye while laughing.

It was a good day. :)

//Ari\\

^^ari the first time i put on eyeliner..i poked myself in the eye! Oh and I also found out that liquid eyeliner does not go on the bottom but on the top of your eye lid thingy! HAHAZ!!!!!!!

^LMAO!!!! I was so scared that she would tear off my eyelid or something...i don't trust people with pointy objects near my face!

Oooh, i remember i was talking to my friend Ashley on the phone, and she was talking about that ridiculous fight between Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan...all because of Aaron Carter. I don't like to talk about celebrities that annoy me, so i went out and said "I don't see what this is all about-Aaron isn't anything to fart about!"

She told me to repeat what i just said...and we busted out laughing. They made fun of me for that one for daaaaays.

//Ari\\

lmao..yeah..aaron is nothing special :) i dont like the whole celebrity gossip either..its stupid and mostly not true

I have SO many stupid things i've said.

One was- "ARGH I HAVE WHITE STUFF ALL OVER MY TROUSERS!"
It took me a while to realise why everyone was laughing *blushes*

Today I burnt myself really bad with soup. It blistered up my stomache and everything. And I was on the phone at the time. All i really remember screaming is "SH**, SH**, OWWW, SH**, F***, OUCH, SH**" Repeatedly really really fast. I keep getting made fun of too because I don't cuss a whole lot unless I am mad or, since i have just recently found this out, when i am in great pain!!!

i was on the phone with my one friend from flordia.. and i told him i was going to go and hump the bush in my friends yard...so i did....then about after 4 mins of humping it.. i figured out it was a thorn bush :-D.. i was so happy.. but it hurt like a bitch.. and im telling my friend over and over.. i just humped a thorn bush omg my pu**y OWW over.. and over..and over... lol

i killd a cat once with a golf ball lol been quoted on it ever since

y the hell wud sum1 wanna hump a thorn bush lol

I was in one of my classes and we were having a race. I finished first and i was like "WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO??" Everyone was telling me to go up to the teacher, but i Just sat there. That was pure stupidity. Thats probably the stupidist thing I have done, I'm normally not a stupid person..

i was in fourth grade and i had a male teacher. I had a question so i went up to him and said "dad, i have a question"
he stared at me and i didnt realize it until like 10 seconds later and i started to laugh

well this is more something i did not said.

1.this afternoon i was goin to get some soda so i got a glass down from the cuboard and i had left the cubord open. i wetnt to put the soda away and i put it up in the cubord by acsedent. i didnt realize it till i keep asking ppl were the soda was and thats when i remeberd were i put it. lol i felt so dumb!

2. me and my friend were talking about how her mom was talking about how she wished she had my eyes. when her mom left i was all jellies debous when i ment to say debbies jelous.(her mom)

3. i was in history class and i wasnt paying attention so my teacher comes up to me and ask me what we have been talking about all class. i was all "i know this stuff! colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1942 oh i know my geography!" when i meant to say"colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492, i know my history" and i didnt understand why everyone was laughing till my friend told me.. i felt very slow..

4.i was trying to prenounce namonia(sp??) and i was all i dont wanna come down with manona!!(city near mine) my friend just started to laugh and than i finaly realized what i said and stated to laugh fo like 10 minutes. i still get that one said to me all the time. lol

theres maymore am always doing or saying stuf like that. lol

SHUT UP

supose to be: "Fruit Breeze cough drops"

i said: "febreeze hot dogs"

i was at my friends and it was 4:00 in the morning, i was so tired, that funny thing is she knew exactly what i meant

~Jacklyn

I asked my band teacher for a screw driver. When she asked why, I said because I had a few screws loose. My clarinet had loose screws that needed tightening, not me :p

i was in math class 3rd period, and i was really tired that day. so, my teacher said that we could have a day of fun and asked us what we wanted to do. I said "let's have a mathdebate"
everybody burst out laughing because it sounded like i said masterba*te
say mathdebate and you'll see

OMG i sed a really stupid thing 2day....
..... well i waz in the dinner canteen at skool wiv my m8's jess n amy n jess said 2 me wheres loz gone (loz meanin laura it's her nickname) lol...
.....so anyway i turned round n sed 2 her i doh no y doh ya go n ask her!!!!!

OMG it took me time 2 find out y they waz laughin at me sooooo much lol
anyways hope people doh be as stupid as me

lv always
claire
xxxxx

I was with a friend and I wanted to see the move The Hills Have Eyes and I was overyl Excited and I got tongue Tied and I said.. "Omg! We Can go see The Eyes Have Hills!" And everyone around me just looked at me and I didn't realize I had mixed it up.

I've got three

One was "Do they make dehydrated mashed potatoes by not watering them?"

and when my mom was making me miss my favorite show, she asked how I could make it up and I said " I wont be satisfied until I have your head on a silver plater and enslaved your first born child" and I reliesed I was her first born.

and my science teacher was reviewing and asked me what I am and I said "Im an orgasm!" instead of organism....oopsy daisy