15 Funny Things to do at Wal-Mart. !READ!

15 Funny Things to do at Wal-Mart

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!

And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the
door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

got this from brownpride.com

hahahahahahahahahahahaha~! i've seen this before but its still priceless!! hahaha

That is so funny.

flippin genius!!
i gotta try!!
oo.... if u guys liked this one you should check out a poem [even though its not really a poem] about what to do in an elevator,... forgot what its called but its HILARIOUS!!!
something along the lines of.... "11 things to do in a elevator.....

i have done 1, 4, 6, and 10.

i have also gotten kicked out because i refused to stop using an office chair as my wheel chair. when they asked me to get up i replied how am i gonna know if i want to buy it if i cant use the display like i would at home? i didnt think it was that bad, but they took my picture. so long bonsack walmart!

Very funny and I wish I could go back to Walmart...but cant...very F'ing funny though..

Matt

hellz yeah you cant your ass got busted haha...suxs for you j/k you know i love you or do i...

I have done the mission impossible one b4!!

Lol. thats funny... i've done that.

hahahahha.
im gonna use those next time.

you people just want me to pee my pants!

This is the 5th time I've read this...but it still cracks me up =)

That was just as awesome as the elvator one!

hahahahahaha Wonderful!! I worked at Zellers, close enough to Wal-Mart.. I did the voices one when some one paged me.. I also did the Mission Impossible thing, except I was humming James Bond theme instead.. Got me fired...

Here's something else to do, if you like to take risks... Run around with your pants down, walk up to a person that works there and ask where the toilate paper section is... I would pay to see that...

LOL that was great. i loved it.

Emma

OMG. Total and absolute greatness.

Now, understand, I am posting this AFTER I have now gone to Wal-mart, and SUCCESSFULLY done every one of the things on the list.

It ended up with me getting kicked from the store, along with my buddies, but holy freaking F*CK was it funny...

Wow. I'm still wound up about it. Lol. Stupid "security"...

hahahhahaa i loved this post and the elevator one it was toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny