Oxymorons

Name : Loulou
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Loulou
18 years ago

O COME ON THESE ARE SO FUN !!!!!!!!
OK HERE IS HOW IT GOES:
AN OXYMORON IS SOMETHING LIKE THIS;
Jumbo Shrimp
Pretty Ugly
paid volunteers
simply impossible

GET THE IDEA TWO WORDS PUT TOGETHER BUT ARE TOTALLY OPPOSITE

LIKE PRETTY UGLY (PRETTY AND UGLY)
TWO WHOLE DIFFERENT THINGS LET ME SEE YOUR

OXYMORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Name : xDryTearsx
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xDryTearsx
18 years ago

Ummmmm
I dunno
Cheesy watermelon...
Watermelons arnt cheesy so yea ..
o.O
I tried ...
Whatever.
LoveAlways
â™¥â™¥NerdyPants

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- Name : Jaime
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Jaime
18 years ago

bitter sweet
civil war

I guess "cold as hell" could be one, i dunno. Just with an added word.

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- Name : Jaime
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Jaime
18 years ago

People always tell me that "smart blonde" is an oxymoron lol.

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- Name : Allison
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Allison
18 years ago

lol

Simply Beautiful

I think thats one.

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- Name : Allison
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Allison
18 years ago

Blindly Looking

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- Name : Loulou
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Loulou
18 years ago

AWESOME YEAH ITS OK TO HAVE AN EXTRA WORD OK I GOT ANOTHER ONE:
minor crisis

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- Name : jess
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jess
18 years ago

little emergency

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- Name : mandii
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mandii
18 years ago

-A Little Big
-Act Naturally
-Awfully Pretty
-Anxious Patient
-Bad Luck
-Bright Night

*will post more later*

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- Name : mandii
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mandii
18 years ago

-Cheese Steak
-Comfortable Bra
-Climb Down
-Little Giants
-Only Choice
* Haha Funny*

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- Name : Allison
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Allison
18 years ago

Thinking Outloud

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- Name : Atomic
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Atomic
18 years ago

I agree. =P

( )_( )
(='.'=)
(")-(") Arrivederci!

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- Name : Loulou
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Loulou
18 years ago

ha ha mandi comfortable bra

yeah good ones so far here some of mine

larger half
clearly confused
act naturally
alone together
Hell's Angels
found missing
liquid gas

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- Name : Unforgiven Retniap doolb
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Unforgiven Retniap doolb
18 years ago

Unknown Knowledge

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- Name : Loulou
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Loulou
18 years ago

original copies

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- Name : CHAOTIC
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CHAOTIC
18 years ago

My Teacher Overheard My Friend Saying:

"You're Not Supposed To Keep Secrets"

And She Said It Was On Of Those
Whatchamacallits,
Oxymorons =)

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- Name : Loulou
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Loulou
18 years ago

it is in a sorta different kinda way

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- Name : just PeAcHeY
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just PeAcHeY
18 years ago

almost exactly
soft rock
sweet sorrow
straight angle
working vacation
silent scream
rush hour
sad clown

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- Name : jess
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jess
18 years ago

totally partial

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Name : Purple
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Purple
18 years ago

Here and there (Like "I'm here and there...")
Black and white (Picture... Does that count? Proably not)
Butt head
A win lose situatoin
dead in birth
Flying on ground....
Is that good?

- Name : Loulou
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Loulou
18 years ago

yeah they all are excellent!!!!:)

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Name : Nici
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Nici
18 years ago

Senisble oxymorons:

Living dead
Same difference
Deafening silence
Clearly misunderstood
Criminal justice
Creative destruction
Deliberately thoughtless
Safe weapons
Wise fool
Original Copy

Ones that make me laugh:

American English
Healthy chocolate (thats so wrong!)
Act naturally (I hate it when people say that!)
Powdered water (what do you mix it with?)
Stand down (what half-crouched?)
Slightly Overweight (you either are or your not!)
Slumber party
Vegetarian meatball
Non-alcoholic beer/non-alcoholic wine
Mild PMS

Other longer oxymorons:

Pure 100% orange juice from concentrate
Locks on stores which are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year

Nici

- Name : Loulou
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Loulou
18 years ago

wow those are good I LIKE MILD PMS thats so funny good ones!!!

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- Name : squirttt
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squirttt
18 years ago

true love
alone together
same difference
taped live
healthy tan
work party
a little pregnant
educated guess

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- Name : dollfacex
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dollfacex
18 years ago

simply beautiful

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- Name : holly
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holly
18 years ago

Microsoft Works
Government Organization
Alone Together
Same Difference
Taped Live
Peace Force
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Virtual Reality
Healthy Tan

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- Name : Nici
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Nici
18 years ago

freshly frozen

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- Name : Loulou
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Loulou
18 years ago

funny guys!
i love tham all

keep them coming
tabby

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- Name : Cherri
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Cherri
18 years ago

smart hobo
xD

-*-Cherri-*-

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- Name : Cherri
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Cherri
18 years ago

Micheal Jackson's Girls

-*-Cherri-*-
xD

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- Name : jess
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jess
18 years ago

pretty ugly.

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Name : The Wingless
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The Wingless
18 years ago

A Fine Mess
A just war
A little big
a little pregnant
A new classic
absolutely unsure
abundant poverty
academic fraternity
Academic sorority
Accidentally on Purpose
accurate estimate
accurate horoscope
accurate rumors
accurate stereotype
acrophobic mountain climber
Act Naturally

- Name : The Wingless
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The Wingless
18 years ago

clean air
clean boy
clean coal
clean dirt
clean kill
clean litter
clean oil
clean toilet
clear as mud
clearly ambiguous
clearly confused
clearly misunderstood
clever fool

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- Name : WakingFreedom
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WakingFreedom
18 years ago

hated love
thats all i could think of sorry =P

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- Name : Kevin
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Kevin
18 years ago

silently loud
Noisely quiet

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- Name : Georgi
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Georgi
18 years ago

awfully amazing!!!

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- Name : ellie
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ellie
18 years ago

evil bean...

i have my methods

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- Name : Loulou
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Loulou
18 years ago

funny!!

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- Name : jess
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jess
18 years ago

stupidly smart

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- Name : Krysten
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Krysten
18 years ago

descent man

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