Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!!!!

so we can pee. lol

why do men have nipples??

Because they would look weird without them LOL

Why do clowns have big shoes? lol

Cause they have big feet! no duh :P

Why do we have hair on our body..like arms and eyebrows? :S

Because unconsciously, we want to be like hairy dogs.

Why are we asking such stupid questions?

because we enjoy stupid answers.

When your driving and pull up to some old dude picking his nose why does he insisit on looking over at you with his finger still in his nose?

Because he thinks you find it attractive, which you probley do x)

Why is milk white?

because it feels right

Why do clocks tick?

because they have sticks (on them)
not funny

y do ppl live in houses?

because we grew too big to live in trees

how come we still have to take exams :|?

because they want their mummies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why is the grass green

because its not you

why are there 60 seconds in a minute?

Because If we were all the same sex wouldn't be fun!

Why do teachers tell you not to swear but then swear at you?

Because swearing turns them on.

Why do we have toes?

Haha, love it BeautifulDisaster...

Because they're fun to look at. I like toes.

Why am I me, and why are you you?

because you were made you and i was made me

why do we speak english

because you cant go shopping without talking....?

lol ummm why do we have to have feet
(i hate feet....)

so our ankles have someone to talk too

why are the back of your knees bald?

Because if they weren't, they would grow itchy, and in certain positions, people may think we're scratching our ass!!!

When some one is in a bad accident and they are bleeding and half dead, there's always that one moron that asks if the dying person is alright. Why waste the time and ask when you can SEE blood and guts everywhere? ( always have wondered sinse I was hit by a truck...)

They ask so that they have time to think of what to do and to go pee instead of peeing in their pants.

Why do we gain weight if we eat .. like come on.

That has a simple answer. The demand for rappers is high, whereas their supply (availability) is low. Therefore, equilibrium is only reached where demand meets supply at a high price (wage, in the case of the labour market). On the other hand, McDonald's workers tend to be unskilled/unexperienced/or they do not need any specific talents to work and thus the demand is low and the supply is high. Thus, the equilibrium wage is reached at a much lower point. I hope that helps!

Why did the person above me type on capital letters?

Maybe they blew a big booger on their keyboard and the CAPSLOCK is stuck on XD

Why do people listen to Rap? I mean, come on... It's computers, and retards who attempt at poetry. There's no skill in it... Rap sucks.

Maybe they have no lives

Why are siblings so terrible?

because it makes other people uncomfortable.

Why wont men be the ones to get pregnant?!?!?!

They only come out at night because that's when all the best Bat parties are on, and also the drinks are half price.

Why does the sticky thing on envelopes that you have to lick taste so disgusting?

Cause otherwize you'd really wanna lick it, plus the mailmen like to laugh at you.

What is the speed of dark?

however long it takes to turn the light off

how long is a piece of string?

from Pottstown, Pennsylvania to Houston,Texas

Why do we get old?

cos its da way da cookie crumble...

what you eating...?

my toenails.

Why is my favourite TV show on the same night that I work?

becasue you werent thinking...........

why do dogs woof or ruff?

the same reasons cats meow or hiss

what is white gold?

gold painted silver

What is my name?

you.

why am i here on this earth living alone in this hell hole people call home?

Because everyone suffers.

Why have we degraded ourselves to watching reality shows like 'Temptation Island' and 'Trading Spouses?'

So we can sit in pity, wishing we were doing the same thing.

Why are our butts cracked? lol

coz if they wern't then we would get kinda clogged up

Why do you americans call american football football when you hardley ever kick the damn ting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morons.:D

Okay okay.Get this.Why did the TURKEY (Hence it's not the chicken) Cross the road?!?!

Because it was a chicken dressed up like a turkey attempting to get new answers for its old jokes.

Uh, What does the cop say to the mime when he was arresting him?

~Atomic

maybe he says you have the right to remain silent but who know lmao.

how are nudist sooo confident about their bodies???

Because they are wearing a costume and its all made of steel because underneath they are big yellow tractors.

Why do we eat with our mouths and see through our eyes?