Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!!!!

to ride an elephant and meet the queen of england at a theme park...because thats so cool ^o)

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

only animal biscuits there less fatty i think??

does jelly hsve feelings?

yes

why is peanut butter made with peanuts

becuase its not made with chicken.

WHY are kids a pain?

cause its fun

why is the letter "W" prounced double u when it looks more like a double V...VV or uu???????

because the person who created the alphabet got his eyes poked out just before finishing it and couldn't see what he was writing

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

no, necause that would be a breech of their strike. lol

why do we need 8 fingers and 2 thumbs?? i mean i rarely use my little fingers.

Because the little finger used to be in betweeen the thumb and the pointer, but then he fell in love with the ring finger and he moved...Okay, that was stupid but i came up with it on the top of my head...

Why do blue jeans go with any shirt???

because you have rabies

why do stupid people overrun the earth?

um.. cause they're stupid?
(how do you over run earth heh anyways?)

Why do people get jelous?

Because I stole their girlfriend. o.0

Why does ice cream go in a cone, and not on someones head?

because then they would get brain freeze. lol

why does this website always log me off randomly! :@
it sooooooo annoying lol

because things happen, unfortunately!!! maybe too many ppl are on it at once, and it overloads and crashes.. lol.

why do i have a cell phone, if it keeps failing to get a signal?? lol.

because you love the way it looks or maybe the feeling of holding it. lol

why do people scream at yell at the TV during football or basketball games?

cause they're too poor to buy tickets to watch the game at the stadium/ball court

why can't we type with our toes?
*props feet up on the computer table*

orange daisy

cause our toes are fatt. FAT FAT.

Why is the sky blue?

Because god ran out of your favorite color piant.

Why can't animals talk?

so that we wont get to hear them complian about everything......

Why can do we only have two legs?

because they SUCK

why is it tht sugar looks like salt?

lol,
because....i'll go all chemistryish here...

ohh i don't know
because the sodium chloride and the sucrose want to confuddle us? i have no idea lol!

do the french really smell like onions?

lol,
because....i'll go all chemistryish here...

ohh i don't know
because the sodium chloride and the sucrose want to confuddle us? i have no idea lol!

do the french really smell like onions?

i dont no, the french teacher at my school miss simonet smells like sweat more than onions.

why are guys so crap at picking up hints??

i don't know... ask a guy, not me!! lol.

Why do people ignore me when I want a friend? And, when I'm nice to them? How come they treat me like sh** in return?

because people are stoopid and don't realise how great u are!

why do I always get bad skin on the wrong days?

i really have no answert to that question lol but i do to.

why does the grass always look greener on the other side???

because its farther away, but when you actually get to the other side, the grass is dead.

How can people not know that there is food on their face. HOW CAN YOU NOT FEEL THAT!?!?!

because there skin cells have evaporated and they cant feel ANYTHING DAMMIT!!!!

why is life so fucking complicated? and why do friends let you down?

Life is complicated, because people are greedy and selfish in this world. If only people were more nicer and caring (exclude yourself, if you are a caring type person), then, life would be easier. Yes, I can understand what you mean, about friends, letting you down. Truly, not everyone in your life will be a true friend. Eighty-percent of your "so-called" friends, tell you, they're your friends, but truely, they are not and stab you in the back basically, and are just out to take advantage of your goodness and whole, as a person. Know what I mean?? And, I've been through the same thing... Yes, it's hard... Don't give up. If you ever need a true friend, I will always be here for you.

Big Hugs,

Michelle

Question: Why do people get angry, when I send them a religious email?

because it happens to everyone. and ice cream hurts my teeth.

how come when you tell someone something is hot, they touch it anyways and burn themselves?

cause theyre all idiots just like me.

how come a blizzard is a type of ice cream treat?

Cuz... both a blizzard and storm have a lot in common---they're both cold!!! lol.

How come people don't drink water more often?

because pepsi and coke taste better.

where do babies come from?

babies come from outer space

why dont ppl like to pet LiGeRs? (half lion half tiger)

becasue they SUCK and there stupid little left toe CANT HANDLE THE PRESSURE!!!

how come my webcam is all fuzzy like a fuzzy bear?

Because Republicans run this world.... and unfortunately, things don't always work like they should!! lol.

Why was Bush elected???

Because the people of the world dont likes trees.
(HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA)

why is eastenders boring at the moment?

Because they just are... lol..
(what is an eastender?).. lol.

What is your favorite game?

this one!

Who invented water?

God...

Who invented gum?