Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!!!!

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL brids.....and bees.....its like....the things.....of life.....birds and bees. u no. LOL I DONT KNOW STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS I CANT HANDLE THE PRESSUE DAMMIT!!!

Why cant i have a pyramid made for me when i die?!?!?!

I don't know... because sum1 won't make u one?? Or, you don't have the money.... lol.

Why do people ask so many stupid questions?

ME. I DID. TAKE THAT LOOOSER!!!

why is the moon not pink

because if God made the mood pink, then there wouldn't be light...and boys would be jealous... lol.

How come my friends call me alot?

(It drives me nuts!)

because they want ur ringtone to get you put in a nut house?

why was the word why invented?

So the elves could eat your souls for asking stupid questions.

Why is a sperm whale called a sperm whale?

because God ran out of names and said the first thing tht came into his head.....

Why was it raining last night?

because all the smurfs in the world turned green so they droped all their blue skin down to earth

Why Is the Sun Yellow?

Because its a big ball of burning gas

Why did it snow?

because if they were black they wouldn't be called brownies

Why is fire hot?

because.....its SEXY!!!

why is school so boring?

Because they are trying to make you insane before they throw you out into the big wide world where you will realise how good school actually was, and that now you're really screwed.

Why do I always get food stuck in my teeth?

editted

because they cant do it

why are we here on this web site?

Because it's the perfect way to waste away our lives.

Why haven't Bob Shanks locked this thread yet?

( )_( )
(='.'=)
(")-(") Arrivederci!

Because so many people keep replying to it..

- Why isnt anybody commenting on my poems ?? lol

because they have their fingers chopped off so they cant comment!!

~why do ppl believe in god?

Because they don't believe in themselves enough.

How many push ups can you do?

1 =D

why is ismail so argumentative (sp?), lol as lush as he is... hehe

because he is......a SNAKE

why is my screen flashing?

BCOZ UR GROSS!!!!!

why is poo brown?! :P

b/c when the big man in the sky is sad it rains so we get sad thet he is sad so we get all depressed. and when hes happy its sunny so we are happy he is happy.

Why are guys such JERKS?

b/c thay have nothing better to do than hurt us girls....and they think its intertaining(some not all)

why do people get into deep with someone and it all goes bad??

because it turned out that they girl liked the guy in the end but the guy was gay

why is there a letter x when its barely used?

because people wanted an even number in the alphebet

Why when you mix all the colors together you get the color brown?

bcoz all the other colours get scared and run away!!

Why is friendship filled with unexpected pain?!

Because I have nothing better to do because I am at home sick

Why do people like to walk in the rain?

Because you get wet. Which makes them horny.

Would you push the seats back a little further?

Only if Jesus would!

Why isn't the sky pink?

Because the sky is made of green, not pink water.

Why is this thread still on?

cuz some people find it amuzing

why is people need sleep?

Because if they don't sleep they get cranky

Why do teachers assign homework?

Because they have nothing to do

Why does people cry?

because the feel too sad to keep it inside them :(

why do people smile?

because we have the power :p

If people who speak english say 'pardon my french' what do French people say?

"pardonner mon français"

What are you to do at a stop sign?

Pick your nose [so it is visible to others] getout of your car, hop on your left foot, seven times, scream "MOMMY, THE MOON IS EATING ME!!!" And then get back in your car. Settled.

Why do baseball players wear shoes with spikes? I want shoes with spikes.

So they can kick people and make them cry!!!

Why do we have nostrils?

so we dont pollute air with bad mouth breath

y r knives sharp?

so U can cut someone up. ^_^

why are computer invented ?