Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!!!!

so we could play dumn games like this.

why do dogs lick themelves?

because they like the taste they thing it tastes like beef mixd with poo and cheese. i no this coz my dog told me .

why are orlando bloom + ben mckenzie so hot ??

cause they think its fun..... and maybe they get themselves off by doing it!! he he he

why dowe have to wear school uniform, schools are always telling us to be individual, but we look like clones in uniform????

because it wud taste weird in 7up!

why is it women hu have the kids!?