Funny Poem Contest

Here's a chance to win some comments and rates. This is a short contest and will end after 16 entries so be quick.

Rules:
1)Must Be Your Own Work
2)Swearing is allowed but must be minimal
3)The shorter the better
4)1 poem per poet
and the usuall stuff etc etc

First prize will receive 6 comments and rates, second place 4 and third place 3. GOOD LUCK!!! =)

Some bunnies
by Just-take-my-heart-i-want-you-to-have-it

Hopping around in my head
the bunnies wish some were dead

la la la la la la la
bunnies really aren't fun at all

running, running scurrying fast
i wish these bunnies were a thing of the past

la la la la la la la
bunnies really aren't fun at all

he he he he
some bunnies are filled with glee

la la la la la la la
bunnies really aren't fun at all

ha ha ha ha
some rather kill them all

la la la la la la la
the just killed them, killed them all

Jim Jem Jam (tongue twister)

Jim Jem Jam made jam
Jim made Jan some jam
Jan told Jim that the jam jammed
Jan gave Jane Jim's jam
Jane loved Jim's jam
Jane told Jan to tell Jim his jam was jammin!
Jim Jem Jam thanked Jane and Jan
so Jane,Jan and Jim Jem Jam ate Jim Jem Jam's jam!!!!

Graham Cracker Kisses
By:Amanda Bee

Here you come from across the room
Still a little unsteady on your feet
Clutching your pacifier in one hand
Holding your bottle between two tiny teeth

You've got your eyes on the prize
Your radar's led you to my graham crackers
Now there's no where for me to hide
Here comes my little cookie snatcher

You've anticipated my next move
As I quickly hide them behind my back
You simply quiver your lower lip
Knowing I'm defenseless against such an attack

So I go ahead and hand them over
(Hey, I didn't really want them anyway!)
Then you allow me to cover your face with kisses
(Well, it's the least that you could pay.)

With cookie crumbs on your chubby cheeks
With cookie crumbs in your chubby fists
You crawl up into my lap and
Give me the sweetest graham cracker kiss

Once again you've played unfairly
All in order to get your way
Once again I've let you win
The same way I do everyday

The couch downstairs has many memories
parties on the weekends to hours of haunted dreams

the couch downstairs is where I made my first wish
where I cried all alone and got my first kiss

The couch downstairs has been tainted many times

for acts committed on that couch I just want to hide

I will miss that couch
In which i always used to slouch

so till I find another I will miss thee
may you be happy as you fulfill others fantasies

I'm enjoying the entries so far so keep them coming.

Did i say keep 'em coming? because thats what i thought i said. Is nobody funny anymore? c'mon keep it going

ok i'm sorry to say this but because of the poor response this contest will be closed early unless there is any response in the next 24 hours - all entries so far will recieve a comment and rating if the contest closes

CONTEST CLOSED