Yo Mama!

hehe i love these jokes any1 got any good ones
for example:
yo mama so dumb when she got locked in a food store she starved to death,
yo mama so fat she got her own area code,
yo mama so ugly her mum had to hang meet round her kneck just to get the dog to play with her

I don't find "yo mama" jokes to be funny.

you don't have to tell me, I always ruin the mood!

your momma is so stupid it tool her 2 hrs to watch 60 minutes

=P

y don't you find them funny some are hilarious!!!

Some are really funny...but offensive. Guess it depends on who you direct it at...

here's a few:
- Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps onto the scales, it reads 'one at a time please'
- Yo mamma's so stupid she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

All I have...not great, but yeah....

yo mamas so stoopid tht she tripped over a cordless phone

yo mamas so stoopid that she tried to drown a fish

:P haha

Yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

l0lz very funny

your mammas so stupid when you said it was chilli outside she went out with a bowl and spoon

-x- Yo mammas so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out..

-x- Yo mammas so fat that when she stood on the weighing scale it said to be continued..

-x- Yo mammas so stupid when her computer said 'you got mail' she went outside to check her mailbox..

^^^ lmao those were really good

your mama so fat she got baptized in sea world

your mama is like a freezer, everybody puts their meat in her