a pope and a rabi walk into a bar...

  • Brian King
    20 years ago

    has anyone ever heard one of those jokes i never have not a rabi and a preist or 2 guys and a rabi or whatever i've never heard one of those jokes in my entire life if anyone has one plz tell it here

  • PnQ Mod Account
    20 years ago

    yes, Vin, I think that's what he's asking for....

    I've heard lots of them...but my favorite is:

    A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bar tender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

  • Brian King
    20 years ago

    what r some more cause other than the one u just wrote i haven't heard any

  • Brian King
    20 years ago

    no body come on just one?

  • PnQ Mod Account
    20 years ago

    I have not found any good ones.... just go to www.google.com and search for priest rabbi jokes.... you'll find some... maybe what you are looking for

  • Robyn Park
    20 years ago

    A rabbi and a priest are walking down the street when they see a little boy standing on the sidewalk. The priest looks at the rabi and says "Lets go f*ck him" and the rabbi looks at the little boy and says, "Out of what?"

    This is the only one I could think of.

  • Brian King
    20 years ago

    i dont get it?

  • Brian King
    20 years ago

    ya plz say

  • PnQ Mod Account
    20 years ago

    you got more than one answer Brian.... you didn't even try to find this did you? like I said ^^^up there somewhere.... go to www.google.com and in the search area, type: jokes priest nun (or whatever you want) then hit the "google search" button.... then check the sites it gives you.... easy as that!

  • shatteredsoul
    17 years ago


    One day a priest and a nun went golfing.
    The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, "Damn, missed again."
    The nun, shocked, warned him "God will get you for that."
    The next hole the same thing occurred. After the priest screamed "Damn It! Missed again" the nun repeated her warning "God will get you for that!"

    I found this at:
    www.yikers.com/religeous_jokes.html

    On the third hole, the priest again missed, and cursed, but before the nun could repeat her warning, A bolt of lightning came down from the heavens and struck the nun dead.

    A deep voice from the clouds boomed out "Damn It! Missed again!".

  • shatteredsoul
    17 years ago

    One day a priest and a nun went golfing.
    The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, "Damn, missed again."
    The nun, shocked, warned him "God will get you for that."
    The next hole the same thing occurred. After the priest screamed "Damn It! Missed again" the nun repeated her warning "God will get you for that!"
    On the third hole, the priest again missed, and cursed, but before the nun could repeat her warning, A bolt of lightning came down from the heavens and struck the nun dead.
    A deep voice from the clouds boomed out "Damn It! Missed again!".

    I found this at:
    www.yikers.com/religeous_jokes.html

  • xo kisses xo
    17 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that is so funny! lmao!

  • Poetess Lana
    17 years ago

    HAHA!!!! wow... i have one.

    A priest, a nun, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it.

    yeah i know, its lame. but really funny!