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Name : David Paul
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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- Name : KRISTA
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KRISTA
19 years ago

LMAO...Okay I definatly wasn't expecting that ending..lol

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- Name : JL
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JL
19 years ago

hahahaha

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- Name : Michelle
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Michelle
19 years ago

LOL....that was hilarious!!!

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- Name : aaron 1 remo
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aaron 1 remo
19 years ago

hehe yeh that was cool!

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- Name : xx5OUL
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xx5OUL
19 years ago

eww... :| HAHA just kidding. good one

orange daisy

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- Name : obsessedgurl
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obsessedgurl
19 years ago

*smiles and giggles*

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- Name : Riffy
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Riffy
19 years ago

haha...funny =)

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- Name : Tara Kay
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Tara Kay
19 years ago

i smiled, i didnt exactly laugh but it was funny in a wierd way

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- Name : Polly
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Polly
19 years ago

yeh..^
funny in a weird way lol... i smiled.... =p
pol xxx

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- Name : Allison
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Allison
19 years ago

I found that really funny. It made me laugh.

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- Name : Needer of You
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Needer of You
19 years ago

dat was kewl!

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- Name : sweetxsugarxrose
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sweetxsugarxrose
19 years ago

hahahahaha funnines

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- Name : eternalxxpromise
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eternalxxpromise
18 years ago

rofl OMFG THAT WAS SUPERR FUNNY
i didnt get it till ther second time i read it
lmao

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- Name : Mommy And Me
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Mommy And Me
18 years ago

lol made me smile for the first time tonight :)

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- Name : Tricky Daze
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Tricky Daze
18 years ago

weird but lol

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- Name : PoetryHeart
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PoetryHeart
18 years ago

lmao i wasnt expecting that ending at all. funny but kinda weird.....

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- Name : xPerfect Chaosx
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xPerfect Chaosx
18 years ago

That is an awsome joke!!! I was rotfl!!!! ^_^ Thanks for making my day!!!!

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- Name : nobody truly knows me
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nobody truly knows me
18 years ago

lmao!!!!! awesome.

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- Name : Sandra D
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Sandra D
18 years ago

hahahaha!!!!! omg! that's the funniest thing i've evr read!!! my eyes are like seriously watering!!

*Shawte*

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- Name : xXxAngelEyes007xXx
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xXxAngelEyes007xXx
18 years ago

thts like hahahahahaha

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- Name : Lindzee
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Lindzee
18 years ago

i already new this one but i still giggled

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- Name : Jen
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Jen
18 years ago

lol i liked that one, was posted on the a joke a day board =]
still makes me giggle tho haha.

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- Name : Gentry
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Gentry
18 years ago

OMG! My jaw hit the floor! *shakes head nauseated* That's kind of disturbing

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- Name : Avani
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Avani
18 years ago

lolz

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- Name : aDORKable x3
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aDORKable x3
18 years ago

hahaha what a funny ending! lol

â™£ Ciao

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- Name : Ellie
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Ellie
18 years ago

That was rather funny.

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- Name : Dark Secrets
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Dark Secrets
17 years ago

Hehehehe... why did he want vasline?!? ... lol

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- Name : shatteredsoul
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shatteredsoul
17 years ago

He wanted vaseline to make it easier to....nevermind...
lmao, I loved that.

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- Name : broken
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broken
17 years ago

Hahah thats funny

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- Name : Stephanie Naylor
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Stephanie Naylor
17 years ago

That was funny as all get out, lol

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- Name : Tammie
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Tammie
17 years ago

Hahahhahahahaha!

So what I needed to lighten my mood right now. XD

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- Name : chind
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chind
17 years ago

LOLL XD AAHAHAHAH !!
so wasnt expecting that XD LOL !

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- Name : skynerraw
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skynerraw
17 years ago

*smiles* I've heard it before but it's funny

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- Name : TAYLOR
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TAYLOR
17 years ago

HAHA XD

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- Name : Pesamenteiro
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Pesamenteiro
17 years ago

...amusing

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- Name : TwistedAngel xx
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TwistedAngel xx
17 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
good one
xx

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- Name : FountainsOfBlood
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FountainsOfBlood
17 years ago

OMG LOL!
that was...unexpected? hehe

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- Name : veeda
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veeda
17 years ago

Lol thats funny...

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- Name : Sarah
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Sarah
17 years ago

Very funny. I lmao *smiles*

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funny story.....read