What would U do if...

Ok, first U gonna ask a question like " What would U do if I started this thing? " then the next person answer, then that person ask a question " what would U do......"

'Kay, I start
" what would you do if you couldn't help but trip people, even ones you dont know? "

Trip them and laugh my ass off.

"What would you do if you had a second head in the place of your nose?"

lol wonder if i had a third head in place of my second nose??

"What would you do if you were at a funeral and got a fit of the giggles??"

pretend i was crying so hard it made me laugh.....????

"What would you so if you were infront of you crush and burped really loud??"

Say "Better up than down, better out than in!" And laugh my ass off.

"What would you do if you got hit by a train...oh no wait, thats too dramatic...lol"

"What would you do if your boyfriend dumped you for your brother (or your gf dumped you for your sister)"

I would say. "WHAT A RELIEF. Now I dont have to be the one to break up with you for you mom!" :)

"What would you do if the cookie monster was chasing you with a large onion!"

I would lick my lips and eat the cookie monster right up :D

What would you do if your p.e skirt came off in the middle of a race in sports day....in front of the whole school!?

(tough luck if your a boy =D)

I would say, "Holy crap! I'm wearing a skirt!" Plus, then I'd be glad that I decided to wear underwear. Actually, I have no problem with public nudity or anything like that, so I might be okay with it.lol

What would you do if a fire breathing zebra/giraffe popped out of a drug store waving grocery bags full of Viagra and Trojans chanting a foreign language?

Think to myself...shit did I take my medicine this morning? LoL Gold :o)

What would you do if you were in a public bathroom and your undies broke?

make some new ones out of toilet paper!

What would you do if you shaved 1 of your eyebrows off by mistake?

um do a sideswept fringe 2 cover it n draw it with an eye pencil lol

wat would you do if your two front teeth fell out

erm not smile til i gt dentures!

wot wud u do if u found out your best friend was screwin your mom?

probable be sick then laugh and probably be glad coz then she wouldnt be marrying a man i dont like!! :D

what would you do if you seen your headmaster crossdressing??

I would have say, that just mean how much I love U.

What would U do if trip & fall in front of everyone U know?

I would not care cause I'm just weird like that :)

What would you do if your best friend ran over your dog or cat or whatever the heck you have for an animal?

Ram my car over her and then laugh.

What would you do if you found out your bf or gf was just admitted to the mental hospital and they told everyone it was your fault there were in there?

Say: "What do you expect from a nut!"

What would you do if you got to school/work and realized you had two different shoes on?

uh that's a no brainer... mmm three way with Angelina Jolee and some other chick... lmao sorry did I say that aloud... or type... that aloud...

What would you do if you were about to die?

I will do a whole bunch of crazy stuff. ^_^

What would U do if U have food poison, & being bring to the hospital for an operation?

I'd yell 'rape' so i wouldnt have any surgery and I'd sue the guy to so I'd die being rich :p

What would U do if U had a tooth infection and neeeded a root canal?

go to the dentist and make them put me COMPLETELY UNDER anestia(sp?)

what would you do if you knew you were gonna die in 3 days

Go and find Chad Michael Murray, Ryan Phillippe, Eminem, Brad Pitt and any other gorgeous celebs that happen to cross my path and have a massive orgy :D:D:D:D

what would yu do if yr tongue got stuck to a freezer

love
XxFeEBeDeExX

wait till someonetook pity and rescued me!

what would you do if you met michael jackson?

I'd prob throw up, I like his music, But i don't like him anymore! He makes me sick.

Anywho..What would you do if Your T.V blew up?

cry my eyes out & ask my dad for a new T,V

What would U do if U being chased by some weirdo?

Kick his ass to death, & blame on someone walk next to me.

What would u do if u fart in class?

I would say I am sorry....better out than in!!!!

What would you do if the sky fell?

Ask someone to take a picture..something I would want to remember.

What would you do if I didnt ask a question?

i wouldnt leave an answer

what would you do if you had one day to live?

Try to get in everything I want to do in my life that doesn't take a bunch of time, write a will, and write a lot of things to my friends witch I would leave in a place I would be sure they'd find after I'd die. I'd try to spench as much of my time as I could with my friends and love ones, not telling them so they wouldn't worry

What would you do if some one stole All of the clothes out of you house while you were in the shower, like 10 minutes before you had to leave for school/work?

Well, I'd go swimming around town because the streets would be so flooded.

What would you do if you found out you were a she-male? lol

id chop that shit off... lol

what would you do if you were a 3 ton person?

See if I could get some show to feature me then get me some lypo.

What would you do, if you were forced to live the rest of your life as a half-cat-monkey thing?

I'd laugh and slam door shut

what would you do if your boyfriend/girlfriend threw you off a building but you lived

Tie a 500 pound weight to their legs and push them off a bridge over the pacific ocean.

what would you do if you could change one thing about your life?

I'd change my socks

What would you do if there was a shark tied to your butt?

I'd try to fart, try to keep it's gills above water, I would deffently Freak out and scream, kill that thing as fast as I could... Either keep it as a pet, or as a trophie

Wait! Is there one tied to my but now? *checks*

What would you do if you were stuck inside your governments computers?

Like your body was inside it as data and stuff.

I'd laugh and say "Welcome to hell"

What would you do If you were with me when I said "welcome to hell"

I would realise I was still alive and on earth...

What would you do if I asked you to chose between the love of your life and your best friend...?