wise sayings

- Name : mandieD
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mandieD
18 years ago

ok... e1 hasta think of a wise saying and then warp it.

there is always light at the end of a tunnel..... its the headlights of an oncoming train!!

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- Name : MBG
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MBG
18 years ago

everyone has that one special person.....except you.....lol!!!

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Name : Void
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Void
18 years ago

Stop and smell the roses... Just don't touch the thorns.

Every cloud has a silver lining... And I just sold yours for a twenty.

And I don't think this one counts, but I like it and want to share it...

Save the trees... Wipe your butt with an owl.

- Name : -Ghostship Fidelity-
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-Ghostship Fidelity-
18 years ago

No life is complete until you fall out of a window.

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- Name : Alex Marlatt
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Alex Marlatt
18 years ago

Carpe Cerevisi meaning seize the beer (from Carpe Diem)

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem! meaning The Devil made me do it!

I dunno if the second counts... but yea

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- Name : Juls
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Juls
18 years ago

Save a tree...eat a beaver

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- Name : Larry Green
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Larry Green
18 years ago

Confuscious say man that drop watch in toilet bound to have crappy time

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- Name : helena
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helena
18 years ago

like a midget using a urinal..keep on ur toes

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- Name : LadyPearl
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LadyPearl
18 years ago

Don't cry over someone who won't cry for you

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- Name : Sarah Ann
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Sarah Ann
18 years ago

"An empty bag cannot stand upright...and so neither can your head."

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- Name : claire
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claire
18 years ago

sh*t appens......mostly 2 me so doh worry

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- Name : Robie Lincer
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Robie Lincer
18 years ago

Time never lie :)

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- Name : Kara !
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Kara !
18 years ago

Hard work never hurt anybody - but why take the chance.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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- Name : melly xx
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melly xx
18 years ago

be a man use your hand ??? i dont know

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- Name : Bridgette
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Bridgette
18 years ago

It's not funny when somebody gets hurt.. it's hilarious

Sorry.. that's all I got

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- Name : Jaime
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Jaime
18 years ago

"If you feel you have no faults, there's another one."

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- Name : Forgotten Memory
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Forgotten Memory
18 years ago

"hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now"

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- Name : Robie Lincer
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Robie Lincer
18 years ago

shoot 2 birds in one stone

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- Name : Italian Stallion
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Italian Stallion
18 years ago

"Everything in Moderation"

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