Wierd Facts

Alright I thought of this game on my way to school! Just list a whole bunch of facts that are wierd but true, kind of like this...

Why do people speed on yellow lights?

or

How come when someone says don't look, they always look!!

Why do people point to their wrist when they ask for the time?
~because you wear watches on your wrist(well most people)

Do you point to your crotch when you have to go pee?
~Cause thats where you pee from....(I hope so)

Why do a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
and
Do you think Snapple Facts are 100% true?

wood chuck thing confused me:(

what r Snapple Facts?

why do parents say you have a choice then make it 4 u?

To make you feel in control

Why do teachers ask if you would do something at home and if you say yes they say well you're not at home now and if you say no they say well why do it here??? IT'S A LOSE/LOSE SITUATION n it rly annoys me lol

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Because it makes them feel smarter.

About the snapple facts: No, I don't think they're true. They don't need to be, because the Snapple people know that no one will waste time researching their facts.

Woodchuck thing: Woodchucks are tiny little buggers, so I doubt that they would enjoy chucking wood very much, even if they could...

Ok, dumb one=

Why is what you're lookign for always in the last place you look?

XD

because why would you carry on looking when u have found what your looking for.....

did you no u can eat spiders legs

any way... why is the world round . wouldnt it be cool if it was a different shape ?

any way... why is the world round . wouldnt it be cool if it was a different shape ?

Did you know earwigs can help eat away your earwax.

Why are people talking too much?

hey i still look! ewww earwig thing nasty!

because silence is scary

why do people ask so many dumb questions?
y does Bob Shanks lock so many gd threads!
and y is it always the ppl u cant have u want more?