stoory feel free to add to it

this is a fun think that u can do right i will start of the story and then u guys can rightwhat ever you want to happen next ( but please dont right that much lol )

sooo..........
once upon a time there was a boy and a girl, they were sat on the bench at the park and the boy turned to the girl and said ........ ( carry on )

"U not as cute as I thought, but will U go out with me?" the girl look at the boy for a while then say " Okay, U will do for now." then they take each other hand & go to.........

(your turn ^_^)

the cemetary to raise some ghosts... they are both amatuer necromancers... but they never imagined that.......

ZOMBIES ROSE FROM THE GRAVE AND STARTED RIPPING THEIR INTESTINES OUT! THEY BOTH SCREAM BLOODY MURDER AS THIR GUTS ARE TORN FROM THEIR STOMACH, THEY ARE LEFT THERE TO BLEED TO DEATH (conveniantly in a cemetary) THEY BOTH DIE AND SPEND ETERNITY IN A HELL OF THEIR OWN WRITHING IN PAIN AND TORMENT!....

(I always a happy child :) )

then they both wake up and realise it was all just a very bad dream
then the boy turned to the girl and said
" ive got a very important question to ask u its .....

can you reccommend a good spot cream? the girl turns to look at him and replies...

"I have just tested positive for AIDs"

"I have just tested positive for AIDs"

the boy says oh crap i fucked u wen u wer still asleep and goes to get tested. the girl calls after him blame your brother i did him first!

And they all lived happily ever after...with AIDS.

until they die of it and the day after the cure was discovered!

But then they also find a cure to bring people back to life.. And they become alive again..

UnTiL aN aRmY oF mUtAnT'S kIlLs EvErYtHiNg In ThEiR sIgHt!1!1!1!1!

except them so there ok and they go to the store and they buy ...

some toothpaste because they'd eaten too many....

Human brains left over from the zombie invasion, unfortuantly the brains made them puke until the stomach acid scarred the inside of their throats and mouths. Then squirrels with rabies mauled their faces.
(ok how many times have I ruined this story?)

more than me lol

stop yelling at me :(
lol I love you too

they run away and find a safe place. then they drink shot glasses of soy sauce and puke their guts out. then after awhile of silence they start to talk. the boys says to the girl "i love you, and i always will love you". then the girl cries and says "i love you too". then the boy laughs his a$$ off and says "man that was funny, i dont really love you i just wanted to rip your heart out and stomp on it." the girl runs away crying and gets attacked by a rapist and is murderlized....too bad it was her birthday.

then her vengeful yet very sad soul comes back and haunts the boy. One night as the boy lie asleep, her soul possesses (spl?) his body and rips his eyes out with his own hands. In a fit of unearthly rage she bashes his head a brick wall until his skull cracks and leaves him there to lie bleeding to death....

(I had a happy childhood :) can you really tell?)

then she helps someone find him so he will recover an she can torture him over again!

Once he has returned, she rips the skin from his bone, slowly, and literally tearing him apart, like how he figurativly tore her apart, she rends his entrails, spilling his guts all over the floor. Then doses his barely breathing corpse in gasoline, lights a match, and sets the SOB ablaze...

Luckily, he was a fireman with mad skillz and put out the blaze...only to roam the world as a charred mutant zombie thing! Then the robots came and...