Alritey, i never was much of a story teller but im bored. lol
once uopn a time there was a big fat pussy cat who like to watch TV and eat vegemite sandwhiches. His favourite shows were American/Aussie idol and Big brother. one day, the cat was sitting on the couch eating his 25 sandwhiches for lunch, when all of a sudden he started slipping down the cracks of the couch. He was so fat that he kept falling right through the cushions and couldnt pull himself out. The couch was eating him! Mr fat pussy cat got suked into the couch and had to spend the rest of his life inside the couch because no ever knew where he was. But it;s okay, mr pussy cat didn't die. Because he was so fat he lived off his bodily fat stores for 5 years and lived a happy, though a little hungry life in the stomache of the family couch. THE END
i know it was crap..please be nice though, i just woke up lol.
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