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15 Things To Do at walmart

1. Stack 27 boxes of tampons in your arms (Each Of You)& but them in random guys carts, when they aren't looking of course!

2. Set all the alarm clocks thhat you see in a store & make them go off every 2 minutes!

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the bathrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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15 things to do that makes your parents go kabonkers!

1. Moo when they say your name...

2. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

3. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

4. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

5. Try to swim in the floor...

6. Give yourself a swirly...

7. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

8. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

9. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

10. Run in circles...

11. Pretend to beat yourself up...

12. Super glue your finger up your nose...

13. Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...

14. Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

15. When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"
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17 things to do at a movie theatre

1. Wear a top hat.

2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."

6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some 'Juicy Fruit' for you asthma.

7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.

11. Yell out what is going to happen.

12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.

13. Wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman!Hahaha!" and run away.

14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.

15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friendalready is.

16. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!"

17. Get there early so you can count the seats then spill water on all of them but your own!

-sigh- so funny. i think ill laugh..hahahaha

ha...ha...ha
i thought this would actually be funny

lmao

thanx..i needed a good laugh

*applaud*
thanks for that laugh,
i think i might take a trip 2 walmart and the movies 2day :D

rotflmao

that was one of the funniest things I have ever read!!!! OMG I am so going to all of that stuff when I go to Wal-Mart and to the movies. I put the 'I'm a retard' sticker on my sister and told her to swim on the floor. It was hilarious!!!

Lol....thats hilarious.......

haha how random i did that dna thingy last nite without even realising

lmao...thats hilarious!!

I
can't
stop
laughing
LMFAO

"10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are."

never get tired of that one. these are great list, some i didn't like so much but others were really funny.

~Jacklyn

it's hilarious!

I've got one!!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Charlie, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Shave

10 is my absolute FAVE!!

LMAO.... OMG THAT WAS ABSOLUTLY HILARIOUS...
LOL

lol its funny that i already do ALOT of the stuff on the 15 things to do to make ur pearts kabonkers!

lol, that cheered me up!!

LMAOO wow... amazing!!

PLAGERISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats on jokes.com, and its 69 things to do in walmart.

~ haha, I liked the one about super-glueing your finger in your nose...that would be hilarious...

something to do in a public bathroom...

1) Sit on the toilet for about 4 minutes and yell very stressed "CORN, WHY DID I EAT CORN!!"

rofl

"10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are."

"3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the bathrooms."

lmao omfg those were so flippin funny!

what funny things to do... I should really try some of those... =P

♥ Ciao

"10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are."

i am so gonna try that. yeah, me and my dork friends LOOOVE playing hide and seek at Wal Mart. and once in a while, one of us will hide in the toilet paper and jump out and scream "HEY!!!" then calmly ask "do you know where the ultra soft kind is? i can't seem to find it in there."

the expessions on some people's faces are PRICELESS! so, ya.

haha number 9 at the walmart is funniest... thanks for sharing

OMG THAT WAS SOO EFFN FUNNY HAHA LMAO I WAS LAUGHIN SO HARD!!!

15 things to do that makes your parents go kabonkers!

my parents laugh at me when i do these things... then ask themselves where they went wrong :|

haha

Omg... LMAO these are absolutly hilarious... i got such a kick out of these... you have got to post somemore

lol that was awsome the only one I've heard of before was the elevator.. awsome... I'm really gonna have to try a few of these sumtimes just to see what kinda looks I'd get.

15 things to do that makes your parents go kabonkers!

that was definatly my favorite list by far, I can just imagine my parents faces if I did any of that.. they would think I'd gone mad.. might have to test it out.

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