COOIDS!

So there I was posting a reply...I hit post and it said this thread is locked...so I thought WHO on earth would have locked such a WONDERFUL thread? Who could it be - who but BOB THE LOCKER!!! LMFAO

We're freaks but YOOOOUUUUU my friend are LOCKER KING!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU BOB!

So as I was saying before I was so rudely ineterupted (I laughed right out loud - it wasn't THAT rude...LOL) Who is a hooker? Me? That's the funniest joke I've ever heard!!! But I make good money. So much money - if you seen it you'd cry...you'd cry because you'd never again see that much cash in your life. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO I'm a cash cow LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How yall doing today?

11 hours? What do you need with 11 hours of sleep? MUST BE NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! I got 8 last night and I feel WONDERFUL today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha, nah she moos; but only for her extra special customers. Trust me...I know. ;-)

I'm her lady pimp. Ya'll were thinking something different, huh? tsk tsk. No, I don't contribute to her cash wad, because her cash wad is my wad, therefore she doesn't have one.

ooooh what now Miss Natters (by the way that's the most unattractive hooker name :-P)

Don't mind me if I'm not making a lot of sense.

Hello Biatches....

AHAHA you think you're so funny Shankers....

we're not hos, we're pros ;-)

I'm in the middle of an eight page essay, if someone would like to *cough*writeit*cough* uh, help me with it, It'd be much appreciated. It's on one freaking word; justice.

Sunny...this thread is ALWAYS freaky. There is NEVER a dull moment.

Mr. Shank Booby there is nothing "hoey" about us! My lady pimp controls this situation making sure we're classy and happy. LMFAO Sheesh we can make this profession sound so loverly. I just love yous.

Kristen: When I worked at Circle K and I was working all night and then working here at the office all day I'd be typing a document and then start writing some OFF THE WALL stuff. One particular type I was typing a request for title on a house and then I started typing something about my inadequate father. LMFAO HAHAHAHA I don't know what happened.

Britt if I'm in you're in it. No need to mention your name, we're a team!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, let's step way back... Like a few (maybe more than a few *shrugs*) posts ago. Taylor'' you make a half an hour into a hour by taking out one N and the word Half. Quite simple really, or you can go the complicated way and create a time loop or some thing... Or maybe she dreamed she went to sleep late, and really went to sleep earlier!

And Britt, put a shirt over that bra and you'll be much warmer!! Unless you prefer just wrapping a nice warm, cozy, soft, big, blanket around you instead.

LMFAO You seem to know a LOT about hoes Mr. Boob Man Shankers...HAHA Is there something you'd like to share with us? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

That was funny and strangely sad...

I thought it was the other way round...

LMFAO @ SUNNY!! HAHAHAHAHA The humor you all are finding in the life I so sadly live is starting to offend me. My heart is breaking because I'm not making any money. I heard a couple guys says the other day that no man in their right mind would PAY for me...they said I was a stray dog looking for kibbles and bits since the "bones" were too good for me...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The morgue "joke" was pretty effin funny. So funny I had tears rolling from eyes after reading. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm in a goofey mood and I don't have anyone to share it with....UUGGGGHHH

I miss yuns...much love!!

LMFAO @ Mr. Boobie Shankers!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh lord I can not breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA You are a trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm just tripping over myself laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sunny is one lucky woman and those little chicklets will be even luckier!

A moron? Hey bob am I allowed to tell her to kiss my lily white arse???????? Is that allowed? Well slap me and call me sally if it's against the rule because I JUST DID!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

Actually my very good friend Kim was redoing MY space for me and she said oh you got a new comment and I just so happened to be sitting next to my LOVELY and so I said open it...so she did and BOOOOMMM right in front of everyone I had to explain why the hell you would be sending me such tasteless TRAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH LMFAO It was funny....My boyfriend was like WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu ---- I'll shut my mouth...LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COCA COLA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBYYYY

Priceless, yet affordable? LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry bob...I didn't mean to say it!!!! I SWEAR!!! It slipped!!! I was NOT thinking clearly at the time of typing such trash! I APOLOGIZE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!!

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HAHAHAHA The only thing I did was hit enter...na na na na boo boo....stick your head in doo doo... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aloha chicas!

I hate being sick.

No, you just pass out after about a week or so. You wouldn't die, you'd just pass out because your body starts to shut down.

wake up whores

You got a cow crew in here...that's not enough for the rent? DAMN BOB!!! I didn't know we were THAT bad...we need to up our game or something. HAHAHAHAHAHA Buy me some fake boobies...make get a little liposuction...that may do the trick for this cash cow trick...

LMFAO @ BOB!!! ICAN SO SEE THE GOLDFISH HEELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'll be there....strutting my "GOODS" on the Leopard carpet...LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Goodness gracious balls of fire....you rock my socks Bob...we should have been relatives....or best friends....maybe even lovers....LMFAO Sunny stole you right from under my nose...little CHICKLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHE Wowzer...I just love you....I think you and Sunny should move to Florida...I work for realtors...I can find you all a place....Just an idea....think about it...lol

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Britt you are a mess!!!!

Mr. Boobie Shankers!!!!!! You and Sunny had just BETTER COME SEE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Angela is 2 - 3 hours away from me....that's tiddly winks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can fly back home out of Fort Myers....I'll even escort you to the airport...............I'll be expecting you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one here is going to holla for a dolla...not for YOU anyway...But Mr. Boobie Shanker???? OH YES!!!! Shoooootttt I'd holla for FREEEEE

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SUNNY!!! YOU TWO WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!! Now come see me damn it!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA Sunny I'll be getting one in the mail ASAP...HAHAHAHAHA

I could use a room mate? Want to move to Florida?

LMFAO...Bob stop it I say....You told me you LOVED my sloooowwwww ride...LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA eating for 3 isn't easy!!!!!!!!

ACTUALLY you made us...well I'll speak for myself....ME freaky...and I must admit I'm loving it. It's spiced up the sex life..HAHAHAHA

Extra nipples...

On the arse?

*shifts in seat*

I wonder if that would make my butt cheeks a lot more sore. O__O

//Ari\\

OH LORD!!!!! Sluvious is naughty!!!! LMFAO He's selling the pictures? He did say I was worth a million bucks!!! and he did say that I would pay for myself...LMFAO I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "freaky twang"...???? WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Sunny thought I said she sounded nasal...LMFAO I think that's what she said, it was noisey!! But I said it was GREAT not nasal...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well it seems as though everyone has been sleeping around here lately....Hmmmmmm....bob must be preparing for babies. and the girls must have a lot of johns to tend to...

Sunny I was with my lovely last night when you called and he was LAUGHING his ass off at me...everyone I was with was...they were saying they never heard me laugh like that...they were making fun of my laugh...HAHAHAHA I just thought I'd share that with you...HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........so um Sunny!!! I am SOOOOO sad that I missed your phone call over the weekend!!! BUT I thoroughly enjoyed your message...LMFAO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA Hopefully you'll call again and we can REALLY talk!!!!!

I'm here...awake? NOT hardly...LMAO

BEST friend? TRY AGAIN m'dear. Look past it Britt...it isn't worth the trouble...TRUST ME!!! Leave her and him alone...

Britt I'm going to email you....

She's definitely not a friend...she is a SKEEZER!!!

Where oh where have my cooids gone...the real world took them away from me...I got to start begging so I can see my cooids when they come back around....la la la la la la la la la la

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I messed up an "A" in there....ONE A but I erased it when I seen it...LMFAO I'm a cheater??? Hmmmmm.....