ANY FUNNY QUOTES OR POEMS

ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
MONKEYS LIKE YOU
SHOULD BE IN THE ZOO,
BUT DON'T WORRY,
I'LL BE THERE TOO
NOT IN THE CAGE,
BUT LAUGHING AT YOU!

this is one of my most favorite poems. it sounds corny and stupid but i love it and i dunno why :p

that is funny and crazy i like it it makes you smile
and im Smile so it works

hehe

damn thats funny...you should post it on your page

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses are wilted
The violets are dead
The Sugarbowls empty
And so is your head.

Lol i love htat poem

^^^ha ha ha

Tyler that is so funny

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU LIVE IN THE ZOO
YOU SMELL LIKE A MONKEY
AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO!

haha

Roses are red
violets are blue
A pig is an animal that smells like you,
I sincerely hope,
That one day you'll discover soap

LOL i like this one

some more i found on the internet are

Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, Where Have you been?
I have been to London, to see the queen!
Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, What did you do there?
I teamed up with a paparazzi... so I saw her bare!

Old Mother Hubbard
Was found in her cupboard,
Her flesh eaten
Through to the bone.
When they discovered
Old Father Hubbard
'Said, "Bitch wouldn't"
"Leave me alone."

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing
Jack made a pass,
and grabbed her ass
And now two of his teeth are missing.

Hickory Dickory Clock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I blew my goo
Dropped the bitch off at the next block

hahahahaha

I got another good Jack and Jill one:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to grab some marajuana. Jack got high...unziped his fly...and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes...unzipped her dress...and then they had some fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
^^^Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

For some reason I found that terribly funny
I like this one
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
What happened to you?

i saw some of these on t-shirts:

you say i'm fat
but you're ugly
and i can go on a diet

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it looks like someone climbed up the ugly tree and got hit with every branch.

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your chance are slim to none, and slim just walked out the door.

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is that your face or did your neck throw up?