Screamin B's

I am in a freaking bad mood....

I want someone to vent it out on...

maybe this cheer you up, i found it hilarious.

this guy Mazen from my school and grade is kind of the guy everyone picks on. now, its not just because most people are arse's, but because sometimes he is such an idiot. so, story of the day about him: apparently, he was smoking some weed using an apple bong. normaly, no would would make fun of him for soemthign like this, but the idiot ATE the apple bong after smoking with it!!

but yeha...i found that funny. if thats not quite ur humour, i got this as well.

She married and had 13 children.
Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Forgotten: It did cheer me up...

Jenny and Poetess and Kristen: Thanks...

WOOT! For the new screaming b thread! I miss and love you all!

My computer is being stupid. It has an effing virus. So the words i type are coming up about 15 seconds AFTER i type them. NOT cool. Very aggravating, actually. Ah well, maybe we'll get a new computer out of this. =D Muwahaha.

ISMAIL...HONEY... SUGAR...BABY...LOVELY... SWEETIE...LOVERBOY... WHAT THE MATTAYOU? BE HAPPY SUGAR PIE...

heck yess-er-oo! the computer is fixed, and fast as a turtle! taha, and turtles are actually pretty fast. =)

=( this thread is dead. what's happening to us Screaming B's?!

LMAO! NO! Kristen, that was YOU! You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you...phew, time to copy and paste a bit. haha. you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, uh huh, that's right, i could go on for daaaaays. lol...

p.s. T.U.B., get your computer fiiiiixed. soon. lol

nooooo! *duct tapes your mouth shut* it was YOU! and, and Wiggity Whack believes me. Muwahahaha. ha.

duct taping of the mouth eh? sounds kinda kinky ha ha. it was *her* fault anyways....i shall ahve to sick *her* on one of you...

=O Kristen... stop scaring Glen-Duh!

*throws an easter egg at your head*

Easter's over. but oh well. taha.