some funny facts hahaha

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt
blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once,my work here it done :D xx Dannie xx

haha...I smiled the whole way through :)

ahem.... here's one...and it aint nice.
in the average lifetime, the average person will eat an average of 8 spiders in thier sleep!! yes 8. 8 spiders. while u sleep. how lovely is that? won't that just make u rush home to sleep, eh??

(but.....i wonder if people above average would eat more...?!)
(and perhaps stupid people dont eat any...?!)
....... the mind boggles.

that's awesome! gave me a good laugh, thanks.

Eat...spiders........in SLEEP???

*retches*

I hate spiders. My cats always catch them for me. XS

I wanna be a pig, too....OINK.

//Ari\\

"Now that you've smiled at least once,my work here it done :D"

I didn't find them funny. And ive seen them before *shrugs*