Twisting words

I got to thinking about pencils and screws and such in science class one day. My friend found a screw, I picked it up off her desk, asked her what it was and where she found it, and shoved it into a pencil holding thing in her binder. I sat down in my seat and started to think...

If you ask some one to 'pencil you' you want them to give you a pencil right? Then after they give you said pencil you've been 'penciled' right? So what does it mean if your friend gives you a screw?

Can anyone esle think of a way to mess with the wording of things and make them sound like they aren't ment to? Really fun to do during lunch while two clueless people from the local youth group just sit there.

I've thought of that, too.. um

When you drop a pea (the food) on the floor people say you pee'd the floor!

Yeah - Thats a form of innuendo. Hehe - we had a whole conversation in innuendo form on the bus on the way home from school once . . .good times :)

Peace. [Sole]