New funny contest!!!!

Okay first of all this contest is where you have to make a poem about your favorite or a food that you eat mostly everyday..but you have to act like you love it for example:
BACON
The smell of you my love
smells so fried
The smell of you my love
Makes me almost cry
The smell of you my love
Is so good
The smell of you my love
smells like it should

Nice and crispy in the morning
eat you everyday
Nice and crispy in the morning
hear me when I say

crunch..crunch..crunch
ahhhhhh Bacon in the morning
nice and crispy
tastes so good
like it should

...and the rules are no explicit/profanity
Contest ends when 10 poems are entered!

READY..GET SET...GO..GO..GO

drink?

ahhh bubbly soda
my life and all
no matter the taste
to me, every calls

cherry or orange soda
dr pepper, pepsi with lime
sprite with all its flavors
i drink them all, its no crime

ill have it with breakfast
with dinner maybe lunch
with some sweet brownies
or anything with a crunch

soda is my life
its all i want to drink
forget milk or water
those can go down the sink

so when you ask me over
or take me out to eat
now you know what i want
soda nice and neat

what is that supposed to mean?

psh. *angry face*

hah no its cool

This is a harddd contest!!!

umm no i am going to close this contest when 10 poems are entered

I have a funny poem, but it was not written based on my favorite food... Would it be okay for me to post it and see what people think? It wouldn't have to count for the contest : ) Thanks!!!

yeah go ahead since this contest is kinda hard

~Fartings No Crime~

I've had problems with gas in the past.
Sometimes, they just slip out too fast.
Spent many a hours, clenching my bowel,
but sometimes, you just gotta rip a**.

When I was younger I was often harassed,
because of the smell of the gas that I passed.
I tried holding it in, I still couldn't win,
I often passed gas in the front of the class.

One time, in the hall, I delivered a pass.
On the way there I was moving too fast.
I dropped to my knees, and felt the warm breeze,
but what came out, was more than just gas.

The wet ones are most definitely the worst,
they come by surprise and never come first.
Without any warning, feeling, or sign,
you feel a tremble, a gurgle, and then a quick burst.

So when you're out with your friends the next time,
don't worry, fart freely, farting is no crime.
But, always remember, yes please don't forget,
farting is poetic, what stinks is the rhymes.

~Sean Dohr~

Dinner is served
by J. Lau

Broccoli and cheese,
Steak and peas.

Cut the stems,
Wash them clean.
Spice the steak,
Boil some water.

Heat the pan,
Open that can.
Sizzle the steak,
Steam those veggies.

Melt the cheese,
Cover over broccoli.
Melt some butter,
Mix into peas.

Serve them hot,
Onto their plates.
Dinner is served,
Under an hour.

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