the most horrible (but terribly funny) thing that's happened to

you on a date....

oh do tell.... hehe

ok no one's willing to let it go so i guess i shall start the ball a rollin!!

i had a date with a guy called marty... not a going out date... a staying in with a dvd and a curry kinda date. so there i was, all dressed "casual-sexy" and waiting for him to arrive.... half an hour later he texts me telling me he's in a pub in another town and having a ball by all accounts... his mate won't go dancing with him so "ah feck it im gna go on me own!"
i calmly responded with... i thought you were supposed to come round...?
he responds with "ah mandy im so drunk hehe... yeah i meant if i wasn't going out"
there was no mention of him going out. i aint forgettin that... it really was not mentioned. i dont believe i have spoken to him again.

Terribly funny huh...
how about extruciatingly (sp?) emberassing!!!

Well, it wasn't actually a date. Just a really nice stranger whom I met on my way back home on the grey-hound bus. He kept me company for the whole 8 hours he was on the bus (I was on for 12 hours, he was getting off at a different place than I was) and he bought me lunch half way through the trip. So after eating lunch he made me eat ice cream too. Well it just so happened that I had pulled two all nighters the nights before that, so when it came to trying to eat the ice cream... I missed my mouth. I actually tried to put it into my mouth to eat it, and I got it right down the side of the face... That wasn't too bad I spose, he thought it was cute.
But then after we're done eating, it's the buses time to get back on the road. So we get in there, and he asks me "are you alright, you look kinda tired''... And so I told him.. And he gave me his jacket to fall asleep on. That was easy enough, I was out like a light...For about five minutes... I woke up, drooling from sleeping, and I belched. That's right, I'm a real lady now. I belched and laughed about it - there was no 'excuse me' included....
Hmm, well it doesn't seem that emberassing anymore, just kinda funny :P. But at the time I just Know I turned three different shades of red - more than three times.

My ex came up and started bothering me and the guy I was with while we were at a movie... and then he got sneezed on by this fat guy!!!

HILARIOUS!!!!

he went in to kiss me and i had only gone on the date bcuz i felt sorry for him and i was like sorry i have a coldsore he was like oh ok ill kiss you wen its better

im like ew

*~CrImSon__TeArS~*

Lol...
I went on a date like a week ago with this guy I work with. We started the date off with the fair, and it was LAME. The carnies kept yelling "HOLD HER HAND!" Err. Then we went out to eat, and saw our boss. He paid for our meal... It was horrible. Then, we parked somewhere... and he started talking, and i was thinking "this kid is a moron!". So i ended up talking to a frikken fire hydren. Err. Stupid dates. lol.

Where do i even begin?..

so this one guy i went on a date with.. lets just say i felt sorry for him.. and well we call him #1 so im out on a date with #1 and we go see corpse bride.. and hes all laughing at it and everything.. and when he takes me home he decides hes gonna kiss me and he seriously like attacked me and i felt teeth.. i was like up against the house!! it was just slobbery and there WAS teeth!!! discusting

I have SO much more but i dont have time to write about it right now so ill write back later

I never been on a date =(

hmmmm..... I think the WORST thing happend when I went to see Dawn of the Dead with this guy. Now he's a BIG guy and can look really intimidating, but at the end when one of the people had to kill himself because he was bitten by a zombie, my date started BAWLING. Not little tears crying, he was making sobbing noises and everything. people were starring. I tried so hard not too, but I started laughing my head off. And when I said I didn't want to go out with him again he called me a bitch for being insensitive. It's a good thing I didn't like him at all.

wasn't a date.... it was homecoming well i went with this retard idiot to make him happy well anyways i sat there called my parents then my best friend that asked me out the day before homecoming to late to ask him cuz the deadline was past well anyways i called him and his sister and mother came and picked me up from the resturant u tell me i was good

haha I had one terrible date! It was with a boy called danijel, a couple of years older as I.
I wat one of my first dates and I amost knew for sure that it would be nice, we had textmessaged a lot and he was funny and very sweet!
we met at the bus station at 8, I arrive, he's not there.. 8.30 he arrives.. I was mad.. we start walking towards his house and the only thing he does is look at me, if I would ask something he would just stare at me, like he was in a trance.. this went on for 3 hours, then I excused my self, went to the bathroom, textmessaged one of my friends with this message: Call me in 10!, walk back into the room, he sits there starring at me while I'm walking in, 10 minutes later my phone rings, I pick up, oow hi mom, oow I need to go home :( too bad.. worst 4 hours of my life! haha