drunken escapades....

here's a tale and when im done you may add your own drunken escapade to the list..im sure there are many

walking home from a club, extremely drunk and trying my best not to wet my feet in any of the puddles on my way. i got almost home and was only delighted with myself that i had managed to keep my new shoes from getting soaked when...... i tripped over a stone, went head over heels and landed in not one, but two puddles... one for my bottom half and one for my top. and they werent the kind of puddles you would send ur kids to splash in either.... these were the kind of puddles you could hide a dead body in. i was drenched from head to toe and what was worse...(oh yes it gets worse)... was that the guy i had been snogging in the nightclub... the gorgeous guy who had given me his number... was right across the street and was engaged in belly laughter so loud i swear i turned beetroot in color and still hafta kinda smile wen i think back on it.

Ah me and my drunken escapades ... they are what I live for.

I dressed up as a pirate for a night out in several clubs/pubs.

I randomly get on people :P

I fall over .. walk into things ...

Laugh lots

Where stupid clothes. I once went to a house party and put on his builders clothes. I looked hott. Heh.

Just a few of my drunken adventures .. ill have mroe :P

At least you came home with your shoes

Ive gotten home once without - knowing I walked home but couldn't find my shoes anywhere...retraced my steps found one broken half way home...never did find the other...

Tooooooooo many other embarassing stories I wouldnt even know where to start.

At my mums birthday party there was this rather attractive lad, and in my drunken state i thought he was "The Sex", so I started flirting with him, and was discussing him with my friends. Then, a few bacardi breezers later, I realised that one of these friends had her tongue down his throat and her hand down his pants. SO. I chucked the torch at her (It was night time) and promptly walked straight into a tree.

Not my most dignified moment :p

Xx-me-xX

mine:

* run into walls
*slam head into refrigerator so hard i almost put myselfinto a coma- my friend recorded it
*randomly humping people
*humping a thorn bush
*dressing up at a farie
*running around pulling peoples pants down

...hello my name is Jez.. lol am im 17... i am at this AA meeting because i am an alchoholic..

lmfao

lol tried 2 jump in a lake..got rugby tackled 2 the floor

erm played strip poker with no playin cards :-s

took a shine 2 pole dancing , stole the bouncers tie n startd idin ppl

me brother said 'its gr8 wen u can go out without havin 2 gt drunk' at which point i feel back wards in2 the bush behind me

randomly startd makin toast at 5am after town

passin out for 2 hrs

lapdancing random ppl

bein proposed 2 ?

ok my most recent drunken escapade.... here it is in all its horrifying glory. went out got pissed ended up in the chippy after the club and there i met a guy.... his looks are still a bit fuzzy to me buy one of my friends said he was good looking so that i guess is a redeeming feature of the night.
after the chippy i stood trying to talk to my mate while this non-face person had his hand up my skirt. hmmm... he then dragged me round the corner where i shagged him in a laneway in full view of whoever might walk or drive by (and a few did) so drunk that i didn't care. when i had reached my own climax i climbed off leaving the poor sod there and went back to my mate who had dutifully waited round the corner to see whether i would re-emerge alive or not. we then tried to get a cab home and the non-face came after us .... this is the point i screamed at the taxi driver to "drive dammit drive!!!" i then went home...rang my ex told him i missed him and he had to come round at once... at which point i promptly passed out on the fon and was dead to the world when he finally came to town at 5am. he crawled into the bed and slept beside me... i woke up the next morning and quietly freaked out for an hour before remembering blurry details. i then had to ring my friend for the non-face's name.

whew...glad i only go out once a week!!!

..mines bad...

last night..

got dunk as hell....

woke up..

9...some cute...some ugly.. guys.. AND GIRLS.. in my bed... NINE!... i wanted to cry..lol

ALSO

I told that I love that I was a prostitute, So would he shag me now?

Facing him the next day was not fun.
Not. At. All.

Xx-me-xX

i tend to get naked when im drunk, especially when we have parties in this one field, i reckon theres some sorta curse on that field and it forces me to get naked in front of like 50 people, its not my fault honest. i make other people get naked too, once i got everyone at this party at least topless, it also happens at house parties and army camps much to the guys and cops delight (thats right arrested for indecent exposure)