Some STUPID and FUNNY--and I really mean it!

She was Soooooooo Blonde...
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." *
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics.
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
She thinks Taco Bell is the MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY.

Lmao! That was hilarious haha =]

Hill-hairy-ass :OD

lmfao

too funny, i'm blonde and i love jokes like these.

~Jacklyn

you have to love blonde jokes ;)

haha yay for blonde jokes! here's one...

Why did the Canadian blonde fall out of a tree with a hockey stick?

...She was trying to play the Maple Leafs! heehee lol

Ha! That's funny. I shouldn't be laughing. I'm blonde. && I'm pretty dumb, Just like in the blonde jokes. So yesh! I'll shut up now. But that was funny. Lol...